Chelsea win the league again.

....by boring everybody else to death.

I dislike Chelsea for a number of reasons - 

John Terry

Bent foreign owner who made his money out of doing god only knows what after Communism collapsed

They're from London

Mourinho and all the bollocks he spouts

That time they relegated us on the last day at Stamford Bridge

Take your pick, there's loads of reasons.

But the main one for me now is that they play such terrible, attrition-based football.

Yes, it's effective but it's crap to watch.

At least when Liverpool and Utd were winning the title every year, they played decent attacking football that was good to watch.

Chelsea grind out results and I'd rather watch Loose Women on a loop than sit through a Chelsea match.

So well done them.......I hope they're happy with themselves.

I bet they are

63-6.

Buttler not out after Billy Bowden had to reverse his decision after a review.

Shropshire Blue on Carrs water biscuits.

Anyone like that cheese in a tube?

boltonbonce wrote:Anyone like that cheese in a tube?

Primula?

Is it called Germolene?

Ky jelly isnt cheese bonce

boltonbonce wrote:Anyone like that cheese in a tube?

Yeah.

The wife insists on keeping a tube of it in the bathroom.

Not sure what sort of cheese it is but whatever it is, it's infused with mint.

It's quite pleasant actually.

No. Tastes like it though.

I didn't realise how boring Chelsea were until they played Arsenal t'other week - fuck me I've heard of playing for a point but it was ridiculous.

aaron_bwfc wrote:I didn't realise how boring Chelsea were until they played Arsenal t'other week - fuck me I've heard of playing for a point but it was ridiculous.

What's this got to do with cheese?

Lactose intolerant posts elsewhere please.

No, that's not it.

It's this. I think it's a French cheese:

It's ok with Ryvita.
But this is my fave.

Do you use an Electric Cheesebrush or just a normal Cheesebrush to put it on your crackers Breadman?

Copper Dragon wrote:Do you use an Electric Cheesebrush or just a normal Cheesebrush to put it on your crackers Breadman?

Electric obviously - I'm not a caveman.

I also use it for removing the dog's winnits.

Vulgar.

And a criminal waste of perfectly serviceable booze.

Wankers.

Hate chelsea rather city won it, shit sunday is my boozer blitz day going to stop no3w.