Bored!

Bored....................bored.................bored........bored.......

Bored....bored.....bored..bored...bored..bored, bored, bored!

Any suggestions?

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Join World Golf Tour. The golf game for the bone idle.

http://www.wgt.com/golf-tournaments/

What about a game of cricket?

We could plan a robbery.

All good, solid suggestions, for which I give thanks, but I'm still bored.

And it's going to get even worse tonight.

It's that time of year again when Mrs B goes and stays at her parents to look after their dog while they're in Alicante or wherever, so I'm on my own.

And I'm off work 'til Saturday.....

And Morrison's have got an offer on..........

Can you guess what's coming?

Breadman wrote:All good, solid suggestions, for which I give thanks, but I'm still bored.

And it's going to get even worse tonight.

It's that time of year again when Mrs B goes and stays at her parents to look after their dog while they're in Alicante or wherever, so I'm on my own.

And I'm off work 'til Saturday.....

And Morrison's have got an offer on..........

Can you guess what's coming?

Does it involve the Mother of all hangovers?

Very probably.

I need a hobby that doesn't (A) involve Babestation and shoving my hands down the front of my pants and (B) alcohol.

But what else is there?

Breadman wrote:Very probably.

I need a hobby that doesn't (A) involve Babestation and shoving my hands down the front of my pants and (B) alcohol.

But what else is there?

You haven't mentioned your Xbox.

Has the Mrs taken that away from you now?

Breadman wrote:Very probably.

I need a hobby that doesn't (A) involve Babestation and shoving my hands down the front of my pants and (B) alcohol.

But what else is there?

Online gambling. 

Think about it, you'll entertain yourself for hours on end and more than likely end up a millionaire. 

What could go wrong?

Id stick to babestation and your hand down your trolleys. Might i suggest spicing it up. Sit on your hand for ten minutes. The stranger

If suggest a dw but you need your missus there for that.

karlypants wrote:

Breadman wrote:Very probably.

I need a hobby that doesn't (A) involve Babestation and shoving my hands down the front of my pants and (B) alcohol.

But what else is there?

You haven't mentioned your Xbox.

Has the Mrs taken that away from you now?

The xbox went all red ring of death on me a while back.

So I did what any self-respecting 45 year old man would do in that situation:

I went out and bought an Xbox One and didn't tell her.

I have to hide it in a drawer in the coffee table when she's about and it's a right ball ache.

bwfc1874 wrote:

Breadman wrote:Very probably.

I need a hobby that doesn't (A) involve Babestation and shoving my hands down the front of my pants and (B) alcohol.

But what else is there?

Online gambling. 

Think about it, you'll entertain yourself for hours on end and more than likely end up a millionaire. 

What could go wrong?

I likes it!

I can retire and won't have to go to work on Saturday.

Thanks for that - first proper suggestion I've had on here.

y2johnny wrote:Id stick to babestation and your hand down your trolleys.  Might i suggest spicing it up.  Sit on your hand for ten minutes.  The stranger

Tried that.

Did it with my "wrong" hand as well but couldn't get a rhythm going and ended up getting cramp.

Thanks anyway, mate.

Start collecting 'entertainment' memorabilia.
I've got some things that could start you off.
I don't really need them (and they've started to become rather pongy).

Breadman wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Id stick to babestation and your hand down your trolleys.  Might i suggest spicing it up.  Sit on your hand for ten minutes.  The stranger

Tried that.

Did it with my "wrong" hand as well but couldn't get a rhythm going and ended up getting cramp.

Thanks anyway, mate.

Try the dw when the missus is back.

Its the way forward

boltonbonce wrote:Start collecting 'entertainment' memorabilia.
I've got some things that could start you off.
I don't really need them (and they've started to become rather pongy).

Brucie scratch and sniff isnt collectables.......its perverted

Who mentioned Brucie?

boltonbonce wrote:Start collecting 'entertainment' memorabilia.
I've got some things that could start you off.
I don't really need them (and they've started to become rather pongy).

You still got Kenny Lynch chained up in your cellar?

I thought we'd talked about this and why it was "a bad thing" and you promised you'd stop.