Bored!

boltonbonce wrote:Who mentioned Brucie?

Sorry that was my predictive text (wonder why) i meant bruce lee

y2johnny wrote:

Breadman wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Id stick to babestation and your hand down your trolleys.  Might i suggest spicing it up.  Sit on your hand for ten minutes.  The stranger

Tried that.

Did it with my "wrong" hand as well but couldn't get a rhythm going and ended up getting cramp.

Thanks anyway, mate.

Try the dw when the missus is back.

Its the way forward

Does it involve breaking your leg in the cup final and then banging on about it for the next sixty years to anybody who'll listen?

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Start collecting 'entertainment' memorabilia.
I've got some things that could start you off.
I don't really need them (and they've started to become rather pongy).

You still got Kenny Lynch chained up in your cellar?

I thought we'd talked about this and why it was "a bad thing" and you promised you'd stop.

Go to the driving range. Good solo activity.

Go for a drive somewhere youve been meaning to go but never got round to it. (Take the dog if its dog friendly)

Speaking of solo activities and the dog
.......day time dogging

He's no bother. I feel the need to hang on to him to prevent more of this....

Breadman wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

Breadman wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Id stick to babestation and your hand down your trolleys.  Might i suggest spicing it up.  Sit on your hand for ten minutes.  The stranger

Tried that.

Did it with my "wrong" hand as well but couldn't get a rhythm going and ended up getting cramp.

Thanks anyway, mate.

Try the dw when the missus is back.

Its the way forward

Does it involve breaking your leg in the cup final and then banging on about it for the next sixty years to anybody who'll listen?

No.

The danger w@nk

Knocking one out while your missus is asleep and trying not to wake her. Obviously while your in the same bed othwrwise where is the danger.

Just ban me now sluffy. (Sorry)

boltonbonce wrote:He's no bother. I feel the need to hang on to him to prevent more of this....

Tarby looks like Willie Morgan's fat brother in that pic.

Lynch just looks scared.

The DW thing wouldn't be that impressive a feat with Mrs B.

Because she's been known to actually fall asleep during sex with me on more than one occasion before now.

Ba dum.....tish!

Aye a-thank yaow........

Still bored..........

All them Sky channels and nowt worth watching.

Just downloaded the Partridge film.

Hope it's better than I've heard.

If it's shit, I'm sticking The Big Lebowski on - never lets me down that one.

Here goes.......

Breadman wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Breadman wrote:Very probably.

I need a hobby that doesn't (A) involve Babestation and shoving my hands down the front of my pants and (B) alcohol.

But what else is there?

You haven't mentioned your Xbox.

Has the Mrs taken that away from you now?

The xbox went all red ring of death on me a while back.

So I did what any self-respecting 45 year old man would do in that situation:

I went out and bought an Xbox One and didn't tell her.

I have to hide it in a drawer in the coffee table when she's about and it's a right ball ache.

That forum you spend all your time on is good for something. you won an Xbox One on one of the competitions (wink wink)

Brilliant idea!!!!

You should work for MI5 with thinking like that, mate.

Sneaky bastard!



(I am using your idea though.)

Breadman wrote:Brilliant idea!!!!

You should work for MI5 with thinking like that, mate.

Sneaky bastard!



(I am using your idea though.)

Until she sees your bank statement and makes you sleep on the sofa for the foreseeable future due to lying to her!

Breadman wrote:Brilliant idea!!!!

You should work for MI5 with thinking like that, mate.

Sneaky bastard!



(I am using your idea though.)

- Ignore Karly, you'll be OK (but you might not be)

I am actually quite good at moving money around and creating a trail that is impossible to follow, so I'll be ok.

I used to be shit at it but then I went on Amazon and bought a second hand copy of "How to hide money and fool your creditors into thinking that everything's ok and there is no problem, honest! Despite all evidence to the contrary." by some bloke called P. Gartside for 50p.

Money well spent.

Buying a boat next week.

I lied that I only paid £50 for a signed 58 cup final shirt. 
It always comes back to bite you.

#celibate.

Sounds like a good read

boltonbonce wrote:I lied that I only paid £50 for a signed 58 cup final shirt. 
It always comes back to bite you.

#celibate.

We've been here before.

And I wound up selling that guitar I bought.

It paid for some vital boiler repairs.

Hot water's ok, but it's not Rock'n'Roll.....

Fair enough. But I'll never sell the shirt.

Impulse buys really aren't a good idea!

boltonbonce wrote:Fair enough. But I'll never sell the shirt.

And why would you, mate?

All I've got is an autographed picture of Sir Nat lifting the trophy in 58, grinning like a loon, hung half way up the stairs and I smile every night as I pass it on the way to bed.

Wouldn't part with it for the world.