Bolton XI to face Chorley FC

A Bolton 11 will play a friendly away to some shite non league team tomorrow. Chorley FC.

Oh Christ......

Can you imagine if they fuck it up and lose........?

She'll be intolerable.......forever.

On the other hand............

boltonbonce wrote:On the other hand............

....we could kill her?

With kindness.

they beat us last year...

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She was gracious in victory

Very.

We'll spank your boys just like we did last year. Watch out for my 'Behind Enemy Lines' on Chorley Nuts.

And hopefully you can muster more than 200 fans this time.

We couldn't find the ground.
We drove past it twice thinking it was a cattle yard.

Just arrived in Chorley for the game. The whole town is black and white. Not seen a single Bolton fan yet.

Come on you Magpies!

Chorley is always black and white as it's still rooted in the 1950's

Natasha Whittam wrote:Just arrived in Chorley for the game. The whole town is black and white. Not seen a single Bolton fan yet.

Come on you Magpies!

so you've not looked in the mirror then


you bellend

y2johnny wrote:

so you've not looked in the mirror then


you bellend

Put your KFC down Johnny and drive to Chorley. You'll see a proper team of committed players.

CFC.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

so you've not looked in the mirror then


you bellend

Put your KFC down Johnny and drive to Chorley. You'll see a proper team of committed players.

CFC.

KFC OR CFC?!?!?!??!??!?!

KFC wins everytime

y2johnny wrote:

KFC OR CFC?!?!?!??!??!?!

KFC wins everytime

You'd better ring ahead if you do come down, they use old fashioned turnstiles at Victory Park which were built for slim 1950's men, not obese modern men.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote:

KFC OR CFC?!?!?!??!??!?!

KFC wins everytime

You'd better ring ahead if you do come down, they use old fashioned turnstiles at Victory Park which were built for slim 1950's men, not obese modern men.

 i told you they were still in the 1950's 

Norpig wrote:
 i told you they were still in the 1950's 

Let's see if you're so cocky come 9.30pm tonight.

aren't we sending our under 12's girls team to play Chorley? Sounds about the right level to me

Norpig wrote:aren't we sending our under 12's girls team to play Chorley? Sounds about the right level to me

Getting your excuses in early?

It's a full strength Bolton side. Zach Clough just spotted in Cheeky Monkeys.