To be or not to be...... a shit fan?

Norpig · 1 To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 18:17

Norpig

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i've just realised the Bolton game has been switched to Monday due to good old Sky. The problem is i have a gig on Monday night that i booked months ago.

what should i do? Should i abandon the gig and turn up like the good little season ticket holder and sit in the freezing cold to see us get beat again or do i go the the Ritz in Manchester in a nice warm venue and have a few pints and listen to some great music? It's a lady called Courtney Barnett by the way, i've added a youtube video below

What should i do?

Natasha Whittam · 2 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 18:22

Natasha Whittam

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Not for one minute did you consider going to watch BWFC.

karlypants · 3 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 18:23

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Sod the football Norpig and go and enjoy yourself at this gig!

It really is a no brainer. Smile

Guest · 4 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 18:36

Guest

Go to the gig. If we win though you may be banned for the rest of the season

Norpig · 5 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 18:50

Norpig

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i have even more serious news, don't all hate me and make me leave Bolton Nuts but it is with a heavy heart i have to announce....... i have to go to Old Trafford on Wednesday affraid

My son is going with some of my in-laws but my Brother in Law is ill and can't go. The wife has put her foot down and said i have to go with my boy and my Sister in Law. They are trying to convert him to a red

Get all the insults in now, i deserve it, i'm not worthy of being a nutter

karlypants · 6 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 18:51

karlypants

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Norpig wrote:i have even more serious news, don't all hate me and make me leave Bolton Nuts but it is with a heavy heart i have to announce....... i have to go to Old Trafford on Wednesday

My son is going with some of my in-laws but my Brother in Law is ill and can't go. The wife has put her foot down and said i have to go with my boy and my Sister in Law. They are trying to convert him to a red

Get all the insults in now, i deserve it, i'm not worthy of being a nutter

WTF!

Everything is going tits up! Evil or Very Mad

boltonbonce · 7 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 18:57

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Natasha Whittam · 8 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 18:59

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Norpig you spineless fanny. Being told to go to United by your wife?

Bellend.

Guest · 9 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 19:09

Guest

A judge will side with you norpig. Its divorce time

Chairmanda · 10 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 19:13

Chairmanda

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it is definitely "unreasonable behaviour" and may well lead to "irreconcilable differences"

Guest · 11 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 19:16

Guest

I will pay for the most rank curry for you the night before as long as you promise to hold it all in until the first whistle and then drop your guts continuously for the rest of the match

Guest · 12 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 19:22

Guest

Bad Mr Pig!

Bad piggy!

Naughty....... Evil or Very Mad

Guest · 13 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 19:29

Guest

Breadman wrote:Bad Mr Pig!

Bad piggy!

Naughty.......

scottjames30 · 14 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 19:32

scottjames30

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I thought you was a big Blue?

Norpig · 15 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 19:39

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i'm BWFC through and through but i suppose it's my own fault for marrying a Manc and then knocking her up Laughing

Chairmanda · 16 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 20:02

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Norpig wrote:i'm BWFC through and through but i suppose it's my own fault for marrying a Manc and then knocking her up

you old romantic, you

Guest · 17 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 20:30

Guest

Norpig wrote:i'm BWFC through and through but i suppose it's my own fault for marrying a Manc and then knocking her up

Im the same norpig. Apart from the marrying part. We have two kids and a mortgage together, but i just cant marry her. She had a seaon ticket for years at the theatre of shite. We have however been engaged for 12 and a half years Very Happy

Natasha Whittam · 18 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 20:34

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y2johnny wrote: We have however been engaged for 12 and a half years

She has my sympathies.

Is she doing it for a bet?

Guest · 19 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 20:36

Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote: We have however been engaged for 12 and a half years

She has my sympathies.

Is she doing it for a bet?

Nope. Im a hopeless romantic. Or is it that im hopeless at romance. Nope.....just hopeless. Yeah probably a bet

karlypants · 20 Re: To be or not to be...... a shit fan? Mon Nov 23 2015, 20:36

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

y2johnny wrote: We have however been engaged for 12 and a half years

She has my sympathies.

Is she doing it for a bet?

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To be or not to be...... a shit fan?

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Norpig

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karlypants

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