The surprise birthday party.

Now, you might not all be aware, but Boggers is 26 in  a few days time, and I'm going to throw him a party.

Now one of the mods has arranged for me, to ban him from seeing this thread, he won't be able to read it (it will be easier than PMing everyone).

So what kind of things can we arrange?

A granny stripper, a lofty pile on, a day out with Norpig?

Keep your ideas coming - we haven't got that long!!!

I thought Boggers was a 23 year old Bolton fan?

I feel cheated.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I thought Boggers was a 23 year old Bolton fan?

I feel cheated.

He looks younger than what he is.

Any ideas?

Well I'm guessing Boggers has never kissed a girl so maybe a hooker would be nice for him. Or if he's into guys maybe you could be his first?

A cage fighting experience with bread followed by a couple of hours behind BB with Nat and KP.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Well I'm guessing Boggers has never kissed a girl so maybe a hooker would be nice for him. Or if he's into guys maybe you could be his first?

Keith Vaseline has s couple going spare

I thought about the hooker, she'll be in the taxi when we throw a drunk Boggers into at the end of the night.

She was the biggest one I could find.

Miss Rino.

I wouldn't mind a night with nat but its not her birthday

not much of a surprise now is it? 

Not sure Boggers would want a day out with me either to be honest, it wouldn't end well for either of us

Jobs for the party.

WGO - sheep and ballon blower upper.
Norpig - bring some cheap vodka ( without the rat poison )
KP - bring a BB bin and some extra guests .
Bonce - just try to get there without causing WW3 or killing yourself.
Nat - print some 88 point T shirts.
Johnny - hide in the closet, an extra surprise .
Martin - just stay abroad pal, and just post something nice.
SK - DJ, we'll hand you the CDs though.
Sluffy - Doorman, keep out the unwanted.

I'll think about some other jobs for posters, as and when.

can i put a bit of rat poison in Boggers own special bottle please? 

The rest is easy, i'm sure i can get my hands on some of that knock off illegal Glens Vodka that's floating about

on reflection the poison in Boggers drink isn't a good idea, in the spirit of good will to all men and to make a special effort to be nice to all on here i will buy him a much nicer drink. Name it Boggers and it's yours 

Somebody name me the most expensive drink they can think of

All though not the most expensive but a bottle of Bollinger 65 isn't out of reach of Norpig's pocket.

sorry, should have said up to a limit of a tenner, i do have 2 kids and a big mortgage you know

I just drink larger, Norpig.

larger what Scott? 

Norpig wrote:larger what Scott? 

Larger anything, really.

Anyone engaged a real entertainer yet? I could make a few phone calls.

Bear in mind the guy I know can't manage stairs.

I have a balloon phobia so I'll provide the entertainment as I'm a black belt in karaoke and origami.
It would be good if we could get Brucie along and maybe an entertainer as well.
I would like to wish Boggers a happy 23rd Birthday for the 32nd year in a row.