Blokes dying their hair.

Having knocked off early because it's Friday and I've had enough this week, I'm using the time productivley to catch up on watching Aerosmith live at Download which I, er....downloaded..... into my Sky planner last week.

Anyway, they've still obviously got it despite being even older than Bonce but one thing struck me as odd.

Rhythm guitarist Brad Whitford apart, they've not got one grey hair between 'em.

So all the stuff about their excessive drug and alcohol consumption is either a dirty lie and they've all lived blameless, healthy lives or........they're cheating and are dying their hair like girlies.

I'm tending towards it being the latter, if I'm honest.

I'm 46 and my barnet's predominantly grey and I can live with that, so I would never be tempted to dye it.

But then I'm not a rock star with a rep to maintain. 

Anybody on here dye their hair?

And if so, why?

(If you're a ginger, there's no need to explain why. Obviously.)

Bread2.0 wrote:(If you're a ginger, there's no need to explain why. Obviously.)

Blatant racism.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bread2.0 wrote:(If you're a ginger, there's no need to explain why. Obviously.)

Blatant racism.

Ah, no...you see....it's not.

If I'd asked: "Are you one of those Asian elder-type blokes you see knocking about Bolton with an obviously incongruous ginger beard and can you explain how that happens, given that Asian men have predominantly black hair?".....

...that could possibly be construed as racist.

My comment may well have been gingerist but it wasn't racist.

(And I don't care what you say, gingers smell of wee - Fact.)

If this thread isn't removed by the mods I will take action.

Is taking the piss out of red hair any different than abusing someone for the colour of their skin or sexual preference?

Time for you to take a break Breadman.

'Even older than Bonce'? More bullery from Bread.

I don't dye my hair,but it's never bothered me that some blokes do. Women are always at it,so why not men?

Anyway Bread,it might be an optical illusion. Maybe they don't dye their hair,but bleach their faces.

What really bothers me is a bald man with a ponytail.

OK,is this a dye job? Or a rug? Cant't be real,can it?

This,by the way,is the type of thing I watch on youtube. Ear wax,Jiggers,Dr Dmitri and this. Scary.

Can't believe this thread is still here. Shame on you all.

Button it, Ginge.

I dye my hair orange.

Just seen Saul Alvarez on me telly.

Ginger Mexican - Don't get many of them, do you?


Hope the strong smell of ammonia doesn't put Smith off.

He's strawberry blonde.

Is that Mexican for ginger?

It's a shade of hair colour that is neither red nor blonde but a mixture in between.

boltonbonce wrote:

What really bothers me is a bald man with a ponytail.

Good call.

Almost as bad as this:

scottjames30 wrote:It's a shade of hair colour that is neither red nor blonde but a mixture in between.

Bollocks!

It's slightly less offensive than full-on "Kyle Broflovski" but still ginger nonetheless.

How is it that Bill Bailey quite suits his bald-on-top, long-at-the back hairstyle which would look ludicrous on most men?

I once cut my own hair. I saw a bloke on youtube do it.

It looked easy. I'd had a few.

I wouldn't bother if I were you.

boltonbonce wrote:I once cut my own hair. I saw a bloke on youtube do it.

It looked easy. I'd had a few.

I wouldn't bother if I were you.

Is that a Warrington Haiku? 

Very impressed if it is.

Bread2.0 wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

What really bothers me is a bald man with a ponytail.

Good call.

Almost as bad as this:

Michael Bolton wannabe.

okocha wrote:How is it that Bill Bailey quite suits his bald-on-top, long-at-the back hairstyle which would look ludicrous on most men?

He does describe himself as "part Troll", so that may explain it.