Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

Smashing your face repeatedly into a wall will hurt.

A lot.

I do not need some knob on the internet conducting a demonstration for me to know that.

Because I have a normal human brain and am, therefore, slightly more intelligent than a banana.

This man is not.

Or he really, really, reaaaally wants to be famous.

Either way, he's a dick.

Won't be long before he's a dead dick.

Anyone else feeling under the weather from a bug?

Woke up at half 4 with the 2 bob bits. Been laid up on the sofa all day.

Time for a lemon and ginger tea.

That should do some good.

karlypants wrote:Anyone else feeling under the weather from a bug?

Do you mean apart from the knobhead in the clip?

Bread2.0 wrote:

karlypants wrote:Anyone else feeling under the weather from a bug?

Do you mean apart from the knobhead in the clip?

Yes.

I've had a bug in November for the past three years,but up to now I've been ok. I usually head for youtube looking for outlandish cures.
Having nearly poisoned myself twice,I've decided to stick to Lemsip.

How long would it take us?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/15/japan-fixes-vast-fukuoka-city-sinkhole-repaired-two-days

Anyone agree?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/14/public-grief-over-walnut-the-whippet-shows-britain-is-a-sick-soc/

Nuts is quiet and spooky tonight. I'm locking my thread door and getting under the duvet.

All was going well this morning when I started to feel better until this evening.

Now full on I'm beginning if I am experiencing the Norovirus?

Hopefully our very own resident NHS advisor, Norpig could advise. 

it's all that poncey food you eat, not a virus KP 

Could be you've forgotten to wash your hands after a dump or from scuttling about behind Bargain Booze, my moneys on the latter

Don't know what the weather's like for the rest of you,but I've been working in rain,hail,sleet,thunder and lightning and a biting wind. Had to use the plastic shovel because it was warmer.
Not a great forecast for the game tomorrow either.

Everyone should have one.

I'm looking after miself.

Potato and leek soup for me tonight. Don't often take a drop of the hard stuff to the match,but I might tomorrow.
The bloke running starkers across the pitch during the Golden Gamble draw will probably be me.

Just a random post for any readers out there.

If you haven't yet read anything by David Sedaris,get your arse over to amazon. 

'Me Talk Pretty One Day' is a good start.

Salford Reds start the season at home to Wigan. Tough start.

For Wigan.  Come on you devils.

boltonbonce wrote:Salford Reds start the season at home to Wigan. Tough start.

For Wigan.  Come on you devils.

Be a good start to the season getting a win.  Hopefully no unjust point deductions

Has Koukash changed his unfortunate Twitter handle yet?

Bread2.0 wrote:Has Koukash changed his unfortunate Twitter handle yet?

Not that I know of. He'll go blind.