Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

I came out as an Afghan Hound.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/62e90062-85a8-4942-8b78-fc434fa0b7cf

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-39853880/the-unusual-sport-girls-in-finland-love

Bonce, were you in Hertfordshire on Saturday?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-39859134

Natasha Whittam wrote:Bonce, were you in Hertfordshire on Saturday?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-39859134

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.

Anyway,it wasn't me. I was in hospital after getting stuck in the vacuum cleaner.

I'm a pallbearer at a funeral next Thursday. Hopefully I'll get through it without a drama.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm a pallbearer at a funeral next Thursday. Hopefully I'll get through it without a drama.

Just remember not to hold the handles on the coffin as they are for show!

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I'm a pallbearer at a funeral next Thursday. Hopefully I'll get through it without a drama.

Just remember not to hold the handles on the coffin as they are for show!

I just don't want anything to go wrong.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

If you take the weight with the handles, the person will be on the floor and out of the box in a flash.

Then again after looking at that picture...

Wish they'd opted for a burial at sea. Would have simplified matters.

My Aunt always was an awkward old bugger.

RIP Geoffrey Bayldon. Loved Catweazle.

No surprise I suppose.

Been watching The Fred Dibnah Story this evening.

I'm after a flat cap now.

I've got about ten.

I've got a flat head as well.

Don't know what the hell is going on here. At 4.40 he produces a tickling stick. 

Been looking through some old press pics,and I wondered if any of you older Nutters remembered these guys?



The top one is a reserve game played on the 15/10/66

I'm a pallbearer at a funeral tomorrow. I might end up on Granada Reports.

I'm not having a drink tonight.

I'm outraged!
I was looking through The Beano,when I came across Dennis the menace,involved in a story about a boy from times past making a terrible smell in the classroom. Dennis uses the word 'butt'.
I can take no more. He'll be calling his Dad 'Pa' next.

RIP Roger Moore. Loved him in 'The Saint'.

boltonbonce wrote:RIP Roger Moore. Loved him in 'The Saint'.

Loved him in the Bond films.

RIP.