Bonce's own personal thread. Volume V

I remember this one from years ago, I think it was called "le game de generation"

Didn't win it though. It came turd.

Sorry.

boltonbonce wrote:Didn't win it though. It came turd.

Sorry.

Yes I remember, there was a big stink over it.

Norpig wrote:is it any wonder people think modern art is a joke? 

The bins behind Bargain Booze is modern art, well what happens behind them anyway!

whatsgoingon wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Didn't win it though. It came turd.

Sorry.

Yes I remember, there was a big stink over it.

They made a motion picture about it.

How low can this get?

boltonbonce wrote:

whatsgoingon wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Didn't win it though. It came turd.

Sorry.

Yes I remember, there was a big stink over it.

They made a motion picture about it.

How low can this get?

Oh there's a way to go yet, KP hasn't got properly involved, I think he was accused of stealing it something about him being a burglar of such art

whatsgoingon wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

whatsgoingon wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Didn't win it though. It came turd.

Sorry.

Yes I remember, there was a big stink over it.

They made a motion picture about it.

How low can this get?

Oh there's a way to go yet, KP hasn't got properly involved, I think he was accused of stealing it something about him being a burglar of such art

A sausage burglar?

Do I have any sympathy? No.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/26/video-claiming-drilling-into-iphone-7-reveal-hidden-headphone-port-goes-viral

Reading that made me think of this:

http://www.darwinawards.com/

This chap is almost as unlucky as you Boncey. 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/28/unluckiest-man-in-australia-bitten-on-the-penis-by-a-spider-for/amp/?client=ms-android-h3g-gb

Bwfc1958 wrote:This chap is almost as unlucky as you Boncey. 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/28/unluckiest-man-in-australia-bitten-on-the-penis-by-a-spider-for/amp/?client=ms-android-h3g-gb

I'm suspicious to be honest, once is unlucky twice leads me to believe he quite enjoys it and puts himself in that position.
People pay a lot of money for that kind of stuff.

whatsgoingon wrote:

I'm suspicious to be honest, once is unlucky twice leads me to believe he quite enjoys it and puts himself in that position.

That is exactly what I thought when I read it.

Most people hide in the bogs because they hate their job and would rather play Angry Birds but I think this guy's just a perv.

Got to love those beatniks.

Real gone, man!

Lionel,really.

Cracking game of rugby in Warrington tonight. Can't call it after 50 min.

I'm shocked. I used to like Dawkins.

The full horror.

Renowned non-believer Sir Richard Dawkins has caused an outcry by telling the entertainer Bruce Forsyth that he "doesn't exist". Dawkins made the statement, along with the surprise announcement of his new book, The Bruce Delusion, at a special debate between himself and Forsyth held in BBC Centre last night. The debate was chaired by wee Jimmy Krankie, 68, of The Krankies fame.

In a video of the debate posted on YouTube (but since taken down), Forsyth looks clearly taken aback, while gasps can be heard from the audience. "How can you say that when I'm sitting here right before your very eyes?" Brucie counters. "You're just a figment of our collective imaginations," responded Dawkins, sharply. "One can't believe everything one sees."


The statement caused walkouts and cries of "Heathen!" and "Heratic!" from around the auditorium, but Dawkins controversial tirade continued. "As I was just telling my random-chance wife Lalla Ward last night, Brucie's biography Bruce Forsyth: My Life in Entertainment (£7.99, Swindler Press) is filled with inaccuracies and fantastical nonsense. It's no more than a fairy story for deluded Brucites. The chapter 'Generations' is a particular offender, with references to 'cuddly toys' and proclamations such as 'And lo, didn't he do well?' And are we really supposed to belief that Brucie 'flew down from the moon on a winged horse'? Poppycock. With the emphasis on 'cock'."

And it didn't stop there. "Are you seriously telling me that you are collection of 'sentient atoms'?" blasted Dawkins. "No, I didn't say anything of the sort," retorted Forsyth

Meanwhile, debate has been raging in the comments section of Dawkins'website , with even some of his most fervent adherents reeling in shock. User RationalJohn commented, "I don't believe in anything 'spiritual', 'supernatural' or 'paranormal' or anything a bit 'woo' (sic), but to deny the existence of undoubtedly our greatest entertainer is taking things a little too far, even for me, Richard.", while Atheist4Evah said, "Richard, how could you? While I fully accept that his roles in the likes of Bedknobs and Broomsticks and little-seen sitcom Slinger's Day are fictional, the man himself is absolutely solid and real. Shame on you, Richard Dawkins."

At the end of the debate, host wee Jimmy cried "Fandabidozi!" and hurled abuse at husband Ian in the audience, to the delight of the assembled throng.

If he doesn't exist then who's that in your shed?

Bwfc1958 wrote:If he doesn't exist then who's that in your shed?

I've no idea. I'm not holding him.

He gets his post and milk delivered every day. I think he goes fishing on Sundays.

Noticed him two years ago when the council asked me to reshape my topiary,so as not to outrage the elderly lady living opposite.

He'd locked himself in,and I was unable to get to my clippers.

Anyway,the bush was meant to be a rocket. I can't help how other people think.