Stupid post-match interview questions.

Just been relaxing in the bath, listening to Antonio Conte being interviewed on 5Live after his team had demolished Utd 4-0 (snigger snigger).

Interviewer: "What does scoring so early do to your team's belief?"

Conte: "Eh.....?"

So the BBC muppet repeated the question.

Which again elicited a mumbled "What the fuck you on about?" kind of response from Conte, an Italian man who's lived over here for about five minutes.

Followed by an awkward silence until Conte's brain caught up and processed the phrase "scoring so early" and decided to confirm that Chelsea had indeed scored an early goal......

It's a stupid question for a couple of reasons.

(A) It's meaningless drivel (where is Scott, by the way?) because going one up inside a minute at home is hardly going to make them think "Shit! We're in trouble here" is it?

and

(B) It's terrible English and fails to take into account the fact that Conte's command of our language, whilst perfectly adequate for general chit chat, probably isn't robust enough to handle such a poorly phrased question.

What am I paying my licence fee for?

I too,decided to luxuriate in the bath,and listen to the 5live whine-in. 

Very entertaining. 

They interviewed Jose,and I'm still trying to work out what he said.

I listened to it to although,I wasn't in the bath with you two (that would have been weird).

Mourinho said United played well but made 4 mistakes, Conte just repeated the question like a trained parrot, not sure he understood any of the questions he was asked.

I missed The Special Needs One (thankfully).

Did he have sufficient neck to suggest that Luiz's non-sending off had an effect on the game?

Don't think it was mentioned by him. Or the interviewer.

He said it was 1-0, then should have been 1-1, but was 2-0, should have been 2-1 but was 3-0, should have been 3-1 but went 4-0 and if they had played another 10 minutes it should have been 4-1 but would be 5-0.

Didn't mention Luis, said United played well and did all the attacking but Chelsea caught them on the counter attack 3 times.

Wonder what he said to Conte at the end. Didn't look like a friendly chat.

Probably said good game but had to repeat it 48 times.

DEANO82 wrote:Probably said good game but had to repeat it 48 times.

Seriously, why the fuck have you done that?

You might as well have said "He asked for a picture of a Panda", ffs.....

good game, good game you say?

Too upset to talk about Brucie.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2027884/telly-favourite-bruce-forsyth-set-to-retire-after-poor-health/

Posters shouldn't be forced to picture Breadman and Bonce in the bath.

It doesn't say where the aneurysm was.

My money's on it either being in the pile or the backing.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Posters shouldn't be forced to picture Breadman and Bonce in the bath.

Deano's on the left.

He always brings a snack.

It's where he keeps it that worries me.

Post match interviews are a waste of time, with players or managers, Geoff Shreeves has got the easiest job in broadcasting, the same shit rehashed time and time again with the same rehearsed cliche'd answers. The smug twat.

NickFazer wrote:Post match interviews are a waste of time, with players or managers, Geoff Shreeves  has got the easiest job in broadcasting, the same shit rehashed time and time again with the same rehearsed cliche'd answers. The smug twat.

Some of these questions are better:

Shreeve is a cock, I still remember the one with Ivanovic where he clearly hadn't realised he was suspended for the Champions League final and Shreeve really rammed it home.
They should be banned or at least held back because emotions are running high and sensationalist pricks like Shreeve get a field day.