Things You Can't Explain

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:someone keeps stealing my knickers off the washing line. why?

Oh please.

It was probably Hipster, give them up Jayne, they're in Aberdeen now.

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:someone keeps stealing my knickers off the washing line. why?

Are they big knickers

Police issue a photo-fit of the suspect.

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:someone keeps stealing my knickers off the washing line. why?

I sell them on ebay for £20 a pop. Sorry.

Numpty 28723 wrote:Police issue a photo-fit of the suspect.

at least you chose my sexiest knickers.

There was a spider in the swimming lane this morning at the pool. Alive and well.

another pair gone this morning, grrrrrr

They smell great Jayne, new fabric softner?

I was in Denton yesterday and noticed this character acting suspiciously.

Numpty 28723 wrote:I was in Denton yesterday and noticed this character acting suspiciously.

Brilliant.

Is the one on the left Owen Coyle who he's trying to flog them too?

It looks like him to me and the one on the right could be Sordell. He thinks they look cumfy for when he's sitting on the bench.

Numpty 28723 wrote:I was in Denton yesterday and noticed this character acting suspiciously.

What was he doing that made you think he was suspicious?

largehat wrote:What was he doing that made you think he was suspicious?

Well he wasn't shagging some 67 year old fatty for a start, which was slightly odd.

Numpty 28723 wrote:

largehat wrote:What was he doing that made you think he was suspicious?

Well he wasn't shagging some 67 year old fatty for a start, which was slightly odd.

Poor Quent. He's just an Ambassador of Love.

I have since noticed the lady's undergarment in your undercover snap. I don't think that's suspicious, it seems half the users on the forum have insinuated they have been robbing not-so-plain-jayne's drawers off the washing line this week.

largehat wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:

largehat wrote:What was he doing that made you think he was suspicious?

Well he wasn't shagging some 67 year old fatty for a start, which was slightly odd.

Poor Quent. He's just an Ambassador of Love.

I have since noticed the lady's undergarment in your undercover snap. I don't think that's suspicious, it seems half the users on the forum have insinuated they have been robbing not-so-plain-jayne's drawers off the washing line this week.

I missed out on the crotchless ones - but I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing?

Numpty 28723 wrote:

I missed out on the crotchless ones - but I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing?

I think you're better off with the ones with the crotch.

More bang for your buck.

I'll bear that in mind.