Are you an angry driver?

I don't consider myself to be an angry driver but Mrs 58 has pointed a few things out to me. 

I seem to have a severe problem with other people's questionable driving skills. I don't consider it a problem, i'm just pointing out the inadequacies of other road users abilities.

Before you judge, have a think about the most common phrases you use behind the wheel. 

Here's a few of mine. 

"You could fit a fucking bus through there!" 

"I'll just try and guess which way you're going then shall I you prick. Your fucking indicator must be broken." 

"It's my right of way but you just come on through you cock". 

"I fucking hate cyclists!" 

"Anyone gonna go? No? Ok fuck it I'll go then seeing as you clearly have no idea how to navigate a fucking mini roundabout." 

Anyone else have any to add?

I don't drive, but have to put up with my brother, who does. I tend to ignore it, but it reaches boiling point when we're trying to leave the stadium car park, and no one will give way and let him into the line.
To be fair, he's very good about letting other people in, and can't understand when other drivers pretend they can't see us.
He's always trying to beat the buses. If they get up and running, he knows the cones are coming out, and we're stuck for another ten minutes, resulting in another tirade.
I don't know what the rush is. So we get home half an hour later. Big deal.
I'll stick with my legs and the bus. With the occasional taxi thrown in.

I don't think I am an angry driver but my wife does. She keeps complaining about my swearing when I drive. I don't do any road rage things like tailgating or cutting people up though and I am pretty tolerant of cyclists.

I'm stuck on the m6. Have been for almost 3 and a half hours. Angry......... fucking fuming. All because a lorry driver was either watching porn or using a fucking hot plate while driving. Engine has been off for two hours now

The speed at which people drive astonishes me. The risks people will take just to gain 5 seconds on their journey.

I hardly ever drive these days, because I would be an angry driver witnessing what goes on.

No it's bad for your health.

Yeah I am. So many fools have managed to pass their test