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Sex At Work: Good or Bad?

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1Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 12:56

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Those of you that follow my work will know there is a sex problem at Whittam International, the company I run. We've had to sack an employee for jizzing in the mens toilets, break up a sex club (what happens at sex club stays at sex club, unless it's herpes), and warn members of staff that exposing themselves in the office is not a "laugh" if you're 73 years old and have a heart condition.

Anyway, all has been quiet for a few weeks but last night it was brought to my attention that two members of the Accounts Dept are having sex in Conference Room 2 at lunchtime. It only came to light when my office manager found a used condom on the overhead projector.

So how do you feel about sex at work? If it's at lunchtime is it fair game to shag one another on the conference table? After all, I'm happy for people to eat their lunch in the Conference Room, play console games, or just have a chat. Is having sex just another way to spend your lunch hour?

Have you ever had sex at work - did it work out?

2Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:02

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

I thought sex at work only happened in pornographic films.

3Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:06

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

largehat wrote:I thought sex at work only happened in pornographic films.

You poor naive bellend.

Everyone around you is having sex.

4Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:11

largehat

largehat
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Everyone around you is having sex.

Sad

5Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:12

Guest


Guest

Defo a good thing. 18 year old Bolton hater was seduced by a much older woman at his first job. she'd make excuses to get everyone out of the office then call me in from the yard and suck on my length while I watched GMTV.

6Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:15

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bolton Hater wrote:Defo a good thing. 18 year old Bolton hater was seduced by a much older woman at his first job. she'd make excuses to get everyone out of the office then call me in from the yard and suck on my length while I watched GMTV.

I haven't got time to listen to you reminisce about the slags in your office.

What I want to know is do people think sex in your lunchbreak is acceptable?

7Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:18

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Bolton Hater wrote:Defo a good thing. 18 year old Bolton hater was seduced by a much older woman at his first job. she'd make excuses to get everyone out of the office then call me in from the yard and suck on my length while I watched GMTV.

I haven't got time to listen to you reminisce about the slags in your office.

What I want to know is do people think sex in your lunchbreak is acceptable?



Natasha, you missed something there which proves he is lying...... If all he says happened at the workplace and other staff were excused then how the hell was he watching GMTV at lunchtime?

8Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:25

Guest


Guest

never had sex at work, although i have had a relationship with a work colleage and it wasn't worth it! as soon as we split up he went all crazy on me and started trying to embarrass me at work.

9Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:33

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I can't wait to see what "quent" is going to bring to this thread.

10Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:34

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I can't wait to see what "quent" is going to bring to this thread.


Have you ever had sex (at work or otherwise)?

11Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:35

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Hipster_Nebula wrote:I can't wait to see what "quent" is going to bring to this thread.


Have you ever had sex (at work or otherwise)?

No I'm a 27 year old virgin! Sad

whats sex like nat?

12Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:36

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

No I'm a 27 year old virgin! Sad

whats sex like nat?

You're asking the wrong person. Virgin for 10 years.

Come on folks, I just want to know if you are bothered by people having sex during the lunch hour? People could be in your conference room/bathroom doing it right now. Are you seething?

13Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 13:55

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

ladies toilets at lunchtime at work with a colleague - god I love Aussie women when they get going!!!!

14Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 15:16

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Yes i have a few times, but i travel around a lot so it was not alway's inside.
Once with the manageress of a boutique in a changing room and then again on a loading bay. A few times with a lady GP but not at her work place. Once with a WPC off duty in my storage locker. The best was a very young waitress in a storeroom at a Harvester Restaurant in north London. There are more but these were the best.

15Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 15:23

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

bwfc71 wrote:ladies toilets at lunchtime at work with a colleague - god I love Aussie women when they get going!!!!

Sex At Work: Good or Bad? C3e

16Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 15:53

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

3 times - twice good, once bad and never worth the hassle that followed.

17Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 20:24

Lyric Todkill

Lyric Todkill
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

sex anywhere with anyone, including oneself, is great.

Had plenty

18Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Empty Re: Sex At Work: Good or Bad? Fri Aug 31 2012, 20:58

Quoncy


David Ngog
David Ngog

I've had sex with colleagues before but never on work premises.

Given the chance, I'd love to spend my lunch break getting jiggy in the boardroom.

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