Birthday Twats

You bunch of selfish, ungrateful fuckwits.

Let me tell you who has had a birthday thread in recent months...

Rangers Dave - not a Bolton fan, posts rarely
Carl Baxter - 31 posts in 9 years
Magoo (Fooking Magoo!!) - Not posted for 18 months
Leeds Trotter - fooked off years ago
BWFC71 - not posted in years
JonnyRandon - not posted in years

Let me tell you who hasn't had a birthday thread TODAY....

Natasha Whittam - Approaching 32,000 posts.

You massive bellends. Next time we win a game I'm going to do a BEL and post it on Chorley Nuts instead.

TWATS!

But Nat, I let it be known you had a birthday coming up. I can't help it if Norpig forgot.

I could have started one myself of course, but I felt it would have been impertinent of me to make so bold a gesture. I'm merely a tool.

I think you should think again with regard to any recriminations likely to be heading my way.
By the looks of this, you've taken it badly.

https://www.homebargains.co.uk/products/1065-cadbury-twirl-case-of-48-x-47g-bars.aspx

Yes, 48 bars in one night.

Look what you've made me do.

Natasha Whittam wrote:You bunch of selfish, ungrateful fuckwits.

Let me tell you who has had a birthday thread in recent months...

Rangers Dave - not a Bolton fan, posts rarely
Carl Baxter - 31 posts in 9 years
Magoo (Fooking Magoo!!) - Not posted for 18 months
Leeds Trotter - fooked off years ago
BWFC71 - not posted in years
JonnyRandon - not posted in years

Let me tell you who hasn't had a birthday thread TODAY....

Natasha Whittam - Approaching 32,000 posts.

You massive bellends. Next time we win a game I'm going to do a BEL and post it on Chorley Nuts instead.

TWATS!

It’s your birthday?

Natasha Whittam wrote:Yes, 48 bars in one night.

Look what you've made me do.

It reminds me of a story when I once saw a woman have 48 fags in one sitting!

Was it the same thing Nat?

karlypants wrote:

It reminds me of a story when I saw a woman have 48 fags in one sitting!

Did she live near Eton College?

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:

It reminds me of a story when I saw a woman have 48 fags in one sitting!

Did she live near Eton College?

No. She wasn't posh.

I knew it was your birthday too Nat, but I also know that many older women don't like to be reminded that the years are slipping by.

I thought it was best to keep quiet.

Happy Birthday and hope you will soon get your jab.

Happy belated birthday anyway. Thought you didn’t count your birthdays until it was a leap year

Happy Birthday if you want to be reminded...
otherwise, Happy Birthday anyway!

Nat i take full responsibility for not doing a birthday thread, i do most of them but i thought it was over the weekend. Please feel free to call me a bellend at every available opportunity.

By the way how have you been the same age for at least the last 5 years?

Norpig wrote:Nat i take full responsibility for not doing a birthday thread, i do most of them but i thought it was over the weekend. Please feel free to call me a bellend at every available opportunity.

By the way how have you been the same age for at least the last 5 years?

Sorry about throwing you under the bus, Norpig, but self preservation and all that.

boltonbonce wrote:I'm merely a tool.

If only I’d known it was your birthday. I was thinking of buying you a Maserati.

Never mind - apparently it’s the thought that counts.

Norpig wrote:By the way how have you been the same age for at least the last 5 years?

Clean living. You bellend.

Natasha will you be joining me and Norpig in the fat club thread after over indulging on those 48 twirls you had?

Happy birthday.....
Sorry

When you get to your age only the big ones are celebrated.