New chants needed

On another thread we reminded ourselves of how bad it can get it - relegation to the bottom flight, getting beaten by teams you wouldn't wipe your arse on, being the laughing stock of Lancashire - we've been there.

I was reminded of how we put up with that shite. We used to laugh at ourselves - it really used to cheer us up!

Can't remember exactly when "Wanky Wanderers" came about but it was born out of that spirit.

So seeing as not everything is going to plan, instead of getting increasingly wound up and getting laughed at for it, I think it's time for some self-deprecating humour on the terraces (well, seats) We need more chants that we can sing (win, lose or draw) that tell the story of how crap we are.

As an opening gambit:

Tune: Camptown Races

We're are so much shitter than you

Do-dah, Do-dah

We're going down to Division 2

Oh Do-dah Day

We are shit all night

We are shit all day

Bet your money we're going down

Oh Do-dah day.

Surely we can do better than that?

Our fans are shit... fact.

nobody sings anymore, even the 'hardcore' old boys have more or less gone from the ESL, due to the £49 pound season ticket for under 18s its full of cocky little tatty kids now...

The north stand make a bit of noise, but its only ever clapping and 'we're the one and only wanderers' over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again...

Exactly. Convinced they put Mogadon in the piss they pass off as beer. Time for a new tune.

If they have trouble remembering the words we could try...

Tune: Vindaloo

We are shit, we are shit

We are shit, we are shit, we are shit

We are shi-it, we are shi-it

We are shit, Oh we are shit.

wanderlust wrote:If they have trouble remembering the words we could try...

Tune: Vindaloo

We are shit, we are shit

We are shit, we are shit, we are shit

We are shi-it, we are shi-it

We are shit, Oh we are shit.

I'd love to hear that immediately after we score.

"Owen Coyle's if we had a greater amount of points, we’d be in a good position to make a challenge army."

"Owen Coyle's if we had a greater amount of points, we’d be in a good position to make a challenge army."

Boooooooooo seems to be a popular chant at the moment

Tune: Amore

When the team is in white and the football is shite that's...the Wanderers

When you see a soft goal or a team without soul that's.... the Wanderers

When each pass goes astray, every time, every day that's...the Wanderers

If it's points that you seek you should play us each week we're...the Wanderers

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We're crap, we're shite

We play in blue and white...

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Tune: The Hokey Cokey

We used to play at Burnden

We used to play in white

We used to be the Wanderers

But now we are just shite

So put your...

Left leg in

Your Left leg out

In out

In out and shake it all about

We'll run around in circles going nowhere fast

That's what it's all about

OOOOOOooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

We used to play at Burnden etc

The amore one........ winner.........

MartinBWFC wrote:The amore one........ winner.........

Ditto

Definitely Amore one.

Amore is a winner!

Tune: Amore

Now then that's what we like, Owen Coyle's on his bike we're...the Wanderers

Not sure it's been thought through cos we need someone new at...the Wanderers

Still we've got to believe there's an ace up Phil's sleeve for...the Wanderers

If he's gonna please us, it better be Jesus for Wanderers