Mind how you go.

Unbelievable events in Chorley ! How do you mistake a blind man's walking cane for a Samurai ?

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=chorley%20man%20tasered&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&sqi=2&ved=0CCAQqQI&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-news%2Fcolin-farmer-blind-man-tasered-1383819&ei=Z_x-UICNH-ip0QW1jIHQCg&usg=AFQjCNEPRFmeM5DPT0nBrzH7y4zPcb34wA

It's perhaps as well that the Dibble is not tooled up with real firearms.

Oh dear me. Tell you what tickled me was just about every part of this persons rant in the comment section...

"the police in this country are no better than hitlers SS,ian thomlinson
was murdered by a policeman in london,and guess what,all that happened
was "he lost his job",if it had been me,i would have been jailed,and now
a merseyside copper taizers a blindman with a white stick with no
warning because he thought it was a samuri sword,yeah right,so you tap a
sword on the ground as you walk along the path,swords make metal sounds
when tapped on the ground,plastic sounds totally different,PLEB!!!!,bet
he gets promotion."

- Emma Royds

"no better than hitlers SS"
"plastic sounds totally different,PLEB" - "PLEB", haha. I am not sure if they are being incredibly comedically current or not calling a police officer a pleb but if they are then well done EMMA ROYDS!

I know Emma Royds, she is from Chalfont St Giles.

Reebok Trotter wrote:I know Emma Royds, she is from Chalfont St Giles.

Great name


I knew someone who knew her brother

I once mistook a Man Utd fan for a human being.

It's easily done.

Lyric Todkill wrote:


I knew someone who knew her brother

Wasn't her brother Nobby Stiles ?

To be fair, it's an easy mistake to make.

I was in nearby Adlington last week and helped what I thought was a blind gentleman across the road.

It was only when he severed one of my arms with his 'stick' that I realised he was, in fact, a Samurai warrior.

I think I have seen that dodgy bastard knocking around Adlington. Isn't he the Town Crier ?