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Condoms: Why Are We Still Embarrassed?

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Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Apologies to the 95% of this site that have never had sex, but read on and you might learn something if you eventually turn that stalking into a real girlfriend.

It seems that a huge percentage are still embarrassed about buying condoms in a shop. 54% of men and 57% of women to be exact.

How very weird. Why would anyone be embarrassed about buying something that could ultimately save your life? I happily walk into my local Boots and fill my basket with condoms. I insist any potential sexual partner wears three of the buggers at a time. Even when we're out shopping or eating.

Are you embarrassed about buying condoms or have you had some bad experiences?

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If the bird wants safe sex then its upto her to sort out the johnnys.

Quent

Quent
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

I'm not embarrassed although I hate the things. Amazing how many hookers think they are above doing it bareback these days.

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I not embarrased at all, even have to buy them for friends as they are embarrassed - just can't understand why????

Sgt. Bash

Sgt. Bash
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Bolton Hater wrote:If the bird wants safe sex then its upto her to sort out the johnnys.

I've heard that said on Jeremy Kyle. Either you copied it or you were the moronic chav on the stage saying it.

I'm going to guess it's the latter....

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Lt. Boon wrote:

I've heard that said on Jeremy Kyle. Either you copied it or you were the moronic chav on the stage saying it.

I'm going to guess it's the latter....

Oh come on, no bloke wants to wear a johnny. We were put on this earth to spread our seed.

Sgt. Bash

Sgt. Bash
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Bolton Hater wrote:
Lt. Boon wrote:

I've heard that said on Jeremy Kyle. Either you copied it or you were the moronic chav on the stage saying it.

I'm going to guess it's the latter....

Oh come on, no bloke wants to wear a johnny. We were put on this earth to spread our seed.

What would you know about spreading your seed!? I bet the only person you've ever had it off with is your sister-cum-mother.

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Bolton Hater wrote:
Lt. Boon wrote:

I've heard that said on Jeremy Kyle. Either you copied it or you were the moronic chav on the stage saying it.

I'm going to guess it's the latter....

Oh come on, no bloke wants to wear a johnny. We were put on this earth to spread our seed.

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Lt. Boon wrote:

What would you know about spreading your seed!? I bet the only person you've ever had it off with is your sister-cum-mother.

I have an Excel spreadsheet. 338 conquests at the last count.

Sgt. Bash

Sgt. Bash
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Bolton Hater wrote:
Lt. Boon wrote:

What would you know about spreading your seed!? I bet the only person you've ever had it off with is your sister-cum-mother.

I have an Excel spreadsheet. 338 conquests at the last count.

I didn't need to know how many times you've raped your sister-cum-mother!

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Lt. Boon wrote:

I didn't need to know how many times you've raped your sister-cum-mother!

How can my sister also be my mother?

There are some warped minds on this forum.

Sgt. Bash

Sgt. Bash
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Bolton Hater wrote:How can my sister also be my mother?

Ask Josef Fritzl (or Dad as you probably know him as...)

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Lt. Boon wrote:

Ask Josef Fritzl (or Dad as you probably know him as...)

Don't avoid the question - how can my sister be my mother?

Sgt. Bash

Sgt. Bash
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Bolton Hater wrote:Don't avoid the question - how can my sister be my mother?

It's not that difficult, being from Blackburn, I would've thought you'd be an expert about how inbreeding works... Rolling Eyes

Anyway, your Dad raped your sister (like you've admitted to doing 338 times) and the resulting six fingered baby grew up to be you. Hence your sister is also your mother.

WhiteBic

WhiteBic
Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

A being embarrassed about condoms threat has turned quite dark...

Keegan

Keegan
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I'm only embarrassed if the condoms available are too small.

https://forum.boltonnuts.co.uk

Spillthebeans

Spillthebeans
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

Natasha Whittam wrote: I happily walk into my local Boots and fill my basket with condoms. I insist any potential sexual partner wears three of the buggers at a time.

Why, I thought you were a virgin for 10 years, surely you don't wrap your dildo in rubber

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Spillthebeans wrote:

Why, I thought you were a virgin for 10 years, surely you don't wrap your dildo in rubber

Well you can never be too careful.

summercummings


Nicky Hunt
Nicky Hunt

I once forgot the condoms, hence my twin sons.

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

summercummings wrote:I once forgot the condoms, hence my twin sons.

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