I've Had My Tits Done

Apologies for the lack of posts over the last few days, you can come off that ledge now Hipster.

I have been recovering after having breast enhancement surgery. I was happy with my breasts but when someone offers to make them better it's rude not to accept. My neighbour said he would pay for the tit job so long as I flashed the tits at him every Monday in the ad break during Hollyoaks. Easy.



I'm really pleased with them, what do you think? I reckon Nuggy will be knocking on my door when he reads this (he follows my work you know).

Where did you get them done?

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Where did you get them done?

Why, are you getting your moobs done?

They're a little wonky.

That belt you're wearing is a bit shit too.

curiosity pertaining to the picture of your tits.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:curiosity pertaining to the picture of your tits.

Don't start stalking me you perve.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:They're a little wonky.

That belt you're wearing is a bit shit too.

Fashion tips from Bernie. Whatever next?

It does look like you could give a decent tit wank now though. So it's not a total disaster I suppose.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Where did you get them done?

http://maloneyplasticsurgery.com/images/beforeafter/breastaugmentation1.jpg

http://maloneyplasticsurgery.com/


All the way from Tucson, Arizona, it seems

You don't think they offer tit jobs in the US?

No wonder Tasha was gone for a few days!!

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:It does look like you could give a decent tit wank now though. So it's not a total disaster I suppose.

I'll take that as a compliment. Cheers.

Natasha Whittam wrote:You don't think they offer tit jobs in the US?

I'm sure they do


Equally sure you ain't ever been there, honey

Lt. Boon wrote:No wonder Tasha was gone for a few days!!

and they immediately posted her tits as one of the success stories less than, i assume, 48 hours after surgery.

wow. Must be a good pair.

Lyric Todkill wrote:


I'm sure they do


Equally sure you ain't ever been there, honey

I lived in the US for three years you bellend. I had my surgery out there because it's cheaper (my neighbour was on a tit budget), plus I got to visit some friends.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

and they immediately posted her tits as one of the success stories less than, i assume, 48 hours after surgery.

wow. Must be a good pair.

You know me Hipster, everything I do is perfection.

Swelling went down quick.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Swelling went down quick.

I've always been a quick healer. When I broke my ankle in the Cup Final in 1994 I was healed inside 10 days.

Anyway, why can't you just congratualte me instead of being nasty.

I would ask for my money back . It looks like you have gone from poached eggs to grapefruit. If you are going to get your funbags done then you might as well go the whole hog.

Nice pair Nat