Cheats, Frauds & Arseholes

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:i only started following football a couple of years ago so i guess i've known nothing but the controversy and cheating. i must admit i often scream at the tv when i see a manager talking absolute bollocks in defence of his own players. that malkey mckay courgae bollocks was laughable.

Screaming at the TV in disgust/outrage is all part of the fun/torture that keeps us watching Jayne. It's not the only thing in life where we thrive on the edge between pleasure and pain - it's a natural part of the human condition and we love that balancing act, rightly or wrongly.

Hope you're feeling better about that other matter BTW.

wanderlust wrote:

Hope you're feeling better about that other matter BTW.

thank-you wanderlust. i never let blokes get me down for long though!

Reebok Trotter wrote:
Phil Brown learned the hard way after his impromptu half time team talk on the pitch.

That was very entertaining - as was Jimmy Bullard's recreation of it some time later. Give us more please.

not-so-plain-jayne wrote: i never let blokes get me down for long though!

That could be why they keep dumping you. You should go down for a minimum of 10 minutes imo.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:

That could be why they keep dumping you. You should go down for a minimum of 10 minutes imo.

I have to admit, that was pretty funny...

..and so considerate and sensitive...

Gordoan Strachan came out with one of his little one liners last night about the Suarez goal, ''it's like parking on a double yellow line for 20minutes, then coming back and not having been booked or getting a fine of £80. You wouldn't phone the council and say there is your £80 for parking on a double yellow''