Sir Nuts Mum

Good morning young lady, How many inches did you wake up to this morning ?

i want it known that i kicked this slag out many years ago. she has since been sleeping ruff on adlington rec.

She does look as if she has been sleeping rough. Can't you see it in your heart to take her in for old times sake ?

Give her a hot meal and a warm bath and she may reward you with a jump. Never look a gift horse in the mouth. You look as if you might be going short yourself.

looking like i do i am never short of a jump me old cocker. women like a confident man in a fig leef

You are right. I can see what Sir Nuts mum saw in you. I take it you had a tandem for courting back in the day ?

P.S. I am no botanist but no way is that a fig leaf on your handlebars. It's more like an herbacious border. How do you cope with the greenfly ?