Have You Ever Been In Prison?

A recent study suggests 1 in 12 British men have spent time in prison at some point in their lives. So it stands to reason that a nuber of posters on here will have been to prison? Is it you?

If you've not been to prison would you like to?

For the record I'm pretty sure Bernard, Angry Dad and sluffy have spent time behind bars. BWFC71 in a mental institution.

Never have I ever, nor would I like to.

Ive not,

I would however love too. Im thinking of who I would like to murder.

Lets be honest, Id get about 15 years of paying no rent, good food, my own room, sky TV, my washing done and never have to do a days work.

all at the expense of the taxpayer.

would be amazing!

Reebok_Rebel wrote:Ive not,

I would however love too. Im thinking of who I would like to murder.

Lets be honest, Id get about 15 years of paying no rent, good food, my own room, sky TV, my washing done and never have to do a days work.

all at the expense of the taxpayer.

would be amazing!

Would you not worry about becoming someones bitch?

When I was 22 I got sent down for 6 months for benefit fraud, only served 14 weeks though. Not a fantastic experience, but not awful either. Made some good friends.

Bolton Hater wrote:When I was 22 I got sent down for 6 months for benefit fraud, only served 14 weeks though.

Why am I not surprised.

It's true what they say about the soap by the way.






You just can't hold onto that thing, slippy.

Prison may have been where Bolton hater was introduced to cocks...

Why is there a not sure option? Surely people know if they have been to prison or not. I thought you were intelligent Nat?

Leeds_Trotter wrote:Why is there a not sure option? Surely people know if they have been to prison or not. I thought you were intelligent Nat?

There are a lot of dummies on this site. Haven't you read stuff by Boggersbelief and Wanderlust?

I've never been to prison. Hopefully I never do. I wouldn't be surprised if I did though tbh.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Leeds_Trotter wrote:Why is there a not sure option? Surely people know if they have been to prison or not. I thought you were intelligent Nat?

There are a lot of dummies on this site. Haven't you read stuff by Boggersbelief and Wanderlust?

I went to Strangeways a few times in the 90's to play 5 a side football against the inmates. It was alright but I wouldn't fancy staying there for a few years. I enjoyed the showers after the game though.

There's a lot of gayness on this thread. This was supposed to be a serious topic about incarceration.

Bolton Hater wrote:When I was 22 I got sent down for 6 months for benefit fraud, only served 14 weeks though. Not a fantastic experience, but not awful either. Made some good friends.

Typical blackburn comment. A person from blackburn bullshitting about prison to fit in with the rest of them bullshitting to show the world how 'solid' they are hahaha

JonnyRandom wrote:

Typical blackburn comment. A person from blackburn bullshitting about prison to fit in with the rest of them bullshitting to show the world how 'solid' they are hahaha

Give me a time and a place and I'll show you how solid I am. I'm not the cock of Blackburn (and Brierfield) for nothing.

You are definitely a cock, I agree.

No, I'm a goodie goodie. (unless you piss me off then I kill you without ever being caught)

Bolton Hater wrote:

JonnyRandom wrote:

Typical blackburn comment. A person from blackburn bullshitting about prison to fit in with the rest of them bullshitting to show the world how 'solid' they are hahaha

Give me a time and a place and I'll show you how solid I am. I'm not the cock of Blackburn (and Brierfield) for nothing.

Not into that gay shit sorry. Surprised that youd be into me to be honest seeing im not a relative of yours