The Drugs Thread

scottjames30 wrote:This is a good thread, people who take drugs don't fight on a Saturday night, there either in a club trying to chew their ear off, telling every fooker they love them.

Or chilled watching a film on the sofa smoking a Joint.

It's all the pissed up twats causing all the trouble drinking on a Saturday night.

Excellent points scott.

scottjames30 wrote:This is a good thread, people who take drugs don't fight on a Saturday night, there either in a club trying to chew their ear off, telling every fooker they love them.

Or chilled watching a film on the sofa smoking a Joint.

It's all the pissed up twats causing all the trouble drinking on a Saturday night.

Yes fair play - a good point. I don't go into town anymore because of all the drunken louts.

Scott is a bum burglar anyway, he sells his arse to feed his habbit.

What drugs were you on Magoo when you nearly sliced your cock off that time?

I love drugs, the more the better. I reckon half my benefit money goes on drugs. Drugs are brilliant for making dogs appear fit.

Bolton Hater wrote:I love drugs, the more the better. I reckon half my benefit money goes on drugs. Drugs are brilliant for making dogs appear fit.

Hmm, Jeremy Kyle trash gets mentioned and here is BH. Speak of the devil....

Lt. Boon wrote:
Hmm, Jeremy Kyle trash gets mentioned and here is BH. Speak of the devil....

Before she croaked it my mam went on Jeremy Kyle, she had to be held back by the bouncers at several points in the show. She was ace.

Are you a jack Russell, or saint Bernard type of guy, is that your pet name for your sister.

Lt. Boon wrote:

Bolton Hater wrote:I love drugs, the more the better. I reckon half my benefit money goes on drugs. Drugs are brilliant for making dogs appear fit.

Hmm, Jeremy Kyle trash gets mentioned and here is BH. Speak of the devil....

How do you feel, that you pay for BHs drugs out of your tax?

Jealous? Of course you are.

scottjames30 wrote:

Lt. Boon wrote:

Bolton Hater wrote:I love drugs, the more the better. I reckon half my benefit money goes on drugs. Drugs are brilliant for making dogs appear fit.

Hmm, Jeremy Kyle trash gets mentioned and here is BH. Speak of the devil....

How do you feel, that you pay for BHs drugs out of your tax?

Nothing wrong with buying Cigarettes.

Bolton Hater wrote:Jealous? Of course you are.

At least it's not being wasted lol.

I'm quitting in the morning just to spite him. The state can pay for my food and living accommodation as well from now on.

Never done them and never would and have snatched more than one young girl from a junkies shit hole and taken them home to the rents.

Before I tell this particular tale I would just like to make it clear that I have never ever taken any illegal drugs of any description.
So I was at a festy near Bolton - Deeply Vale on the year they held it near Edgworth. Just back from abroad and went up to find my brother and mates as I hadn't seen them for a few months. Wandering round the (small) sea of tents I saw a bloke in the field obviously tripping his tits off (I believe that something called Green Pyramids were alledgedly popular at that time) He was stark bollock naked and having a dump. He then smeared his hair and face with his own poo and was dancing around on his own. An hour or so later I found my bros tent thanks to a mate I bumped into and wandered down to the "main bit" still looking for my bro. And there, leaning casually against against a stall was bollock naked man chatting up two quite attractive girls - still naked, still smeared in shit.
Amazingly, he didn't cop off.

I had coffee and "special" cake a few years ago on a trip to Amsterdam. Ground Control to Major Tom always brings back the experience!

Any drug, is so wrong, live a healthy life, get rid of garden slugs.

Mr Magoo wrote:Any drug, is so wrong, live a healthy life, get rid of garden slugs.

Listen to the southern pisshead everyone. He's right.

Just drink loads of stella and then try and shave your genitals like Magoo does every weekend.

in my experience It's always the people who "list" how many drinks and how much they vomited at the weekend who are anti drugs. Funny that.

If you mix beer and ganja then you can wake up in some right funny places.

I once woke up in Hartlepool.