The Apprentice 2013 Thread

The greatest show on Earth returns on Tuesday at 9pm.

Yes, The Apprentice is back. This is the best programme ever made. Fantastic entertainment. Fantastic characters and clueless businessmen and women. What more could you ask for?

As usual the 16 candidates are a smug bunch but, as we all know, they will be cut down to size pretty quickly. Here they are:

Sophie Lau, 22


Neil Clough, 32


Luisa Zissman, 25


Jason Leech, 29


Leah Totton, 24


Kurt Wilson, 26


Francesca MacDuff-Varley, 32


Myles Mordaunt, 39


Uzma Yakoob, 32


Zeeshaan Shah, 27


Natalie Panayi, 30


Tim Stillwell, 23


Rebecca Slater, 35


Alex Mills, 22


Jaz Ampaw-Farr, 41


Jordan Poulton, 26


Looking at those photos I already hate Alex Mills.

I want Alex Mills to win.

All the women are hot, apart from the old cow near the end.

Uzma Yakoob looks like Orville.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Uzma Yakoob looks like Orville.

Forgive me, I hadn't zoomed in. She's a dog too

I'd like to give Sophie Lau a bit of my business acumen if you know what i mean.

weyyyyy.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I'd like to give Sophie Lau a bit of my business acumen if you know what i mean.

weyyyyy.

I knew she'd be your type.

Yeah, asian.

The irony is that Uzma Yakoob owns a make up business, no I'm not joking.

If you can be bothered go to the BBC website and watch their auditions - the women look nothing like their press photos in real life.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0071b63/clips

You're right actually Sophie Lau is actually not particularly hot, still would though.

Leah Totton looks common as muck, sounds it too.

Leah's the fittest imo.

I'd be interested in knowing how Sophie Lau's father is.

Usma's a ladyboy.

scottjames30 wrote:Usma's a ladyboy.

You watch one documentary and you think you're an expert.

I hope it's an improvement on last series - i.e. that the candidates are more interesting and the biggest wanker of them all doesn't win.

doffcocker wrote:I hope it's an improvement on last series - i.e. that the candidates are more interesting and the biggest wanker of them all doesn't win.

Sugar has admitted that the last series was poor and the candidates too nice. Hopefully they'll be lots of fighting this time around.

Nat are you annoyed that I've turned this into a "hot or not" thread?

Boggersbelief wrote:Nat are you annoyed that I've turned this into a "hot or not" thread?

I knew as soon as I posted photos of women in short skirts that you'd be on to it in a flash.

Pervert.

I've seen shorter.

I'm looking forward to it. I love seeing the posing, pretentious preening ponces get their comeuppance from Lord Foulbreath.