The Apprentice 2013 Thread

Reebok Trotter wrote:I love seeing the posing, pretentious preening ponces get their comeuppance

This is The Apprentice, not BWFC.

Just going off the photos I have already taken a dislike to Jason Leech ( David Walliams clone), Alex Mills ( Richard Corrigan male model wanabee ) and Jordan Poltroon ( the name says it all )

Good start to the series I thought.

It's on again tonight for some reason, just so everybody knows.

doffcocker wrote:Good start to the series I thought.

It's on again tonight for some reason, just so everybody knows.

Last night was good despite it being a poor idea of a task.

Tonight will be much better where they have to produce a new beer.

My comments so far are that Uzma looks like Orville the Duck and Alex has a problem with his eyebrows.

Alex Mills is a cross between Freddie Mercury and Dracula!

Luisa is winding me up already!

Jason is just plainly shit!



How could anyone have the bright idea if trying to sell the Chinese waving good luck cat to the shops in London's Chinatown???? She deserved to be fired just on that alone!


Roll on tonight

Natasha Whittam wrote: Alex has a problem with his eyebrows.

Alex looks like he could be David Walliams lovechild. Anyone who thinks Sophie Lau is unattractive needs to make an appointment with their optician.

Neil seems to be modelling himself on Russell Watson and that Rebecca looks like trouble.

Why, on this show, when they're thinking up brand names, do they go down the same roads every time?

We're making a bitter...so I know...how about..."BitterZest"...no...how about..."aBitterThat".

doffcocker wrote:Why, on this show, when they're thinking up brand names, do they go down the same roads every time?

We're making a bitter...so I know...how about..."BitterZest"...no...how about..."aBitterThat".

Correct, and these individuals are supposedly the crop of talented, creative young business moguls of the future.

Does anyone want to slap the liar Dracula?

scottjames30 wrote:Does anyone want to slap the liar Dracula?

He's like a Mike Myers creation. Did you see him poncing about in Belgium when they went for a beer? I notice he opted for Ginger Beer.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Does anyone want to slap the liar Dracula?

He's like a Mike Myers creation. .

Haven't watched the show but from the picture Uzma a) looks like a Gerry Anderson creation and wouldn't be amiss in the cast of Thunderbirds and b) seems to have purloined her entire stock for personal use.

They all need knocking out on that thread, fooking arseholes the lot of them.

Not one genuine person in that programe , you shouldn't of told me about this Nat, I want to burn them all in hot oil.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

doffcocker wrote:Why, on this show, when they're thinking up brand names, do they go down the same roads every time?

We're making a bitter...so I know...how about..."BitterZest"...no...how about..."aBitterThat".

Correct, and these individuals are supposedly the crop of talented, creative young business moguls of the future.

I wouldn't say that - its the BBC finding the biggest lnobs around knowing that they will do anything to appear on TV!!!! I mean, seriously, would any serious business (excluding those from Whittam International) person actually do business with any of them?

Really enjoyed last night, I like it when candidates cry.

I feel Leah is the strongest candidate so far, she reminds me of myself when I was 24.

i like Leah as well - bang tidy!

Norpig wrote:i like Leah as well - bang tidy!

Pervert. She is there for her skills as a businesswoman and leader.

I think she needs bigger hair to be honest.

Rubbish episode last night, both teams were utter crap.

I don't know whether Sugar is an idiot or it's edited to make him look stupid but he, once again, said it was a task not just based on profit but on quality too.

So the losing team pay £600 for a professional speaker who went down well and the employees thought was the best bit about the whole day, then Sugar blames that "mistake" for them losing.

Then he tells that Franchesca woman that if she brings the wrong people back he will fire her, so she does just that by bringing Louisa back, and he doesn't fire here.

I'm losing patience.