Do you eat much junk food?

Every so often I like to pig out on junk food, washed down with wine or cider.
Yesterday I scoffed my face, I had 8 cornettos, 2 egg custard pies, a packet of chocolate hobnobs, 3 cadbury's chocolate trifles and half a tub of Ben & Jerry's phish food ice cream.
But I did eat a roast beef with vegetables for lunch.
Do you ever eat much junk food? If so, what do you like to munch on?

Fat bastard.

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:Fat bastard.

Larger than life bastard please.

I eat junk food but not as much as you.

8 cornettos in a day?!

Everyone eats junk food.

I am in 100% physical shape, but you have to allow yourself the odd Magnum or jumbo bag of Monster Munch.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Everyone eats junk food.

I am in 100% physical shape, but you have to allow yourself the odd Magnum or jumbo bag of Monster Munch.

Mmmmm Monster Munch - pickled onion flavour?
Did you ever try the Magnum Intense? Yum.

Michael Bolton wrote:
Did you ever try the Magnum Intense? Yum.

I prefer the Magnum classic. 6 bars for £3 at Asda right now. I made a special trip.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:
Did you ever try the Magnum Intense? Yum.

I prefer the Magnum classic. 6 bars for £3 at Asda right now. I made a special trip.

Do you bite all the chocolate off first?

Michael Bolton wrote:

Do you bite all the chocolate off first?

I take the top half of the chocolate off first, eat the ice cream, then do the same to the bottom half.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Michael Bolton wrote:

Do you bite all the chocolate off first?

I take the top half of the chocolate off first, eat the ice cream, then do the same to the bottom half.

My record number of Cornettos in one day was 4 boxes of 6. They were the mint ones, I just couldn't stop eating them.

Man v food's good, I don't know where he puts it, he must shit for England afterwards.

scottjames30 wrote:Man v food's good, I don't know where he puts it, he must shit for England afterwards.

His only problem is that he only has one arsehole.

Reebok Trotter wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Man v food's good, I don't know where he puts it, he must shit for England afterwards.

His only problem is that he only has one arsehole.

He could do with Soul Kitchen tearing him a new arsehole like he did with Nat.

Doner Calzone! Probably your whole weeks Calories and sat fats allowence in one sitting washed down with a few Speckled Hens. Delightful.

scottjames30 wrote:Man v food's good, I don't know where he puts it, he must shit for England afterwards.

You realise he's American?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Man v food's good, I don't know where he puts it, he must shit for England afterwards.

You realise he's American?

Racist!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Man v food's good, I don't know where he puts it, he must shit for England afterwards.

You realise he's American?

Ok then, he could shit for the U.S.A

You having a drink tonight Scott?

Michael Bolton wrote:You having a drink tonight Scott?

No not tonight Mike, are you?