Worst Film Ever!

Last night I paid £4.49 to watch "Stoker" on Sky Box Office.

This is probably the biggest mistake I have made since giving Nuggy a key to my penthouse. A truly awful, awful film.

Written by Prison Break's Wentworth Miller I thought it would be good, it was far from it. I am demanding my money back from Sky.

It has entered my top 3 films of all time:

1) The Royal Tenenbaums
2) The Gingerbread Man
3) Stoker

What are your three worst films of all time?

haha.

The Royal Tenenbaums is fantastic. Big fan of Wes Anderson.

For me.

1) Grown Ups.

2) Little Nicky

3) Shutter Island.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:haha.

The Royal Tenenbaums is fantastic. Big fan of Wes Anderson.

For me.

1) Grown Ups.

2) Little Nicky

3) Shutter Island.

Please don't try and WUM me. The Royal Tenenbaums is absolute garbage. It gets 5/5 in every review I see but I just don't get it. I watched it all the way through and didn't laugh once.

I haven't seen your top 2, but Shutter Island is indeed very shite.

I think that tells you something Nat, It's critically acclaimed and an Oscar winner. Obviously very popular.

Not saying it means you have to like it, just that you're in the minority.

I'm in the minority with Shutter Island, people raved about it, i saw the "twist" after about 5 minutes and thought it was one of the most boring ham acted films i've ever seen.

i'm with you Hipster i hate all Adam Sandler films especially little Nicky - truly awful!

just thought of another stinker - the grindhouse movie by Tarantino. Love all his films but this was terrible!

Tarantino is one of the most overrated directors of all time IMO.

The only Tarantino filmed I enjoyed was 'From Dusk Til Dawn'.

Which he didn't even direct.

that was Robert Rodriguez.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Which he didn't even direct.

that was Robert Rodriguez.

Then I don't like any Tarantino films  

Highlander 2

That M Night Shyalaman film about them nutters living in a commune. Mind numbingly tedious.

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Hipster_Nebula wrote:Which he didn't even direct.

that was Robert Rodriguez.

Then I don't like any Tarantino films  

what not even Pulp Fiction? A truly outstanding film.

F ing Bambi.

spiceworld
Howard the Duck
Norbit

Worst Film ever was JFK

I took a proper fat ugly bird to see it but she had the best set of tits u have ever seen

I spent all 4 hours of the film having my hand pushed away as I tried to have a good feel of them

Worst 4 hours of film ever

JFK is a masterpiece.

ROGUEMANNY wrote:
I took a proper fat ugly bird to see it

Shameful.

I was 14 back then

At 14 big boobs is all that mattered

ROGUEMANNY wrote:I was 14 back then

At 14 big boobs is all that mattered

Shameful. When I was 14 potential suitors were quoting poetry to me.