What's going on with Rooneys Hair?

Looked bald on tv today.

I think they are relaying the pitch.

He paid a lot of money for his rug, so I'd be pissed off if I was him.

32k for duff turf and Irish labour, wrong side up.

£32k for that? You must be 'kin joking!

He could have had a lifetime's supply of brown paper bags for that kind of money.

wanderlust wrote:£32k for that? You must be 'kin joking!

He could have had a lifetime's supply of brown paper bags for that kind of money.

And he's spending more trying to fix it, it's not gonna work, he's meant to be a spud head

Surely a wig would be cheaper.

He should just use electrolysis to remove all the hair and then tattoo some on.

Keegan wrote:He should just use electrolysis to remove all the hair and then tattoo some on.

Or accept and embrace his shiny head?

He's an ugly SOB with or without it, shave it off Wayne.

If all else fails, he could use crazy glue. Or regular glue to go with his own crazy...

He looks like a blown up bulldog that's just swallowed an extra hot naga viper. with or without hair.

And when he stops playing football he'll get so fat he'll get upto 30 stone and need gastric band surgery, and look like a fat matt lucas.

Don't be too harsh on his looks people, I am 24 stone and am no Brad Pitt. 
He still has an attractive Mrs.

Michael Bolton wrote:Don't be too harsh on his looks people, I am 24 stone and am no Brad Pitt. 
He still has an attractive Mrs.

I'm not being harsh, matt Lucas is good looking.