Cosmetic surgery for him and her?

Would you go under the knife for vanity? Or would you pay for your Mrs to have 40DD bangers at your disposal? 

I've been to a few lap dancing bars and plastic tits aren't that great, IMO.

What do you reckon?

Time and tide wait for no man. These youth chasers are bloody deluded if you ask me. What happened to growing old gracefully?

Reebok Trotter wrote:Time and tide wait for no man. These youth chasers are bloody deluded if you ask me. What happened to growing old gracefully?

Tell that to Mae West!

Helen Mirren is an example of a woman who is still sexy in her later years. No plastic surgery whatsoever. I still find Felicity Kendall and Linda Bellingham very alluring. That plastic surgeon who turned his wife into a cat needs a bloody good hiding in my opinion.



If she came downstairs and asked me what was for breakfast I would crack open a tin of Whiskas.

I have to agree with you re. Helen Mirren RT. I did a Desert Island discs thing on Hospital Radio some years ago where one of my mates was a jock on there. He did the full interview and asked me to name four people to have at a dinner party, live or dead. I named Helen Mirren, Dusty Springfield, Bobby Moore and Rory Gallagher.

Soul Kitchen wrote:I have to agree with you re. Helen Mirren RT. I did a Desert Island discs thing on Hospital Radio some years ago where one of my mates was a jock on there. He did the full interview and asked me to name four people to have at a dinner party, live or dead. I named Helen Mirren, Dusty Springfield, Bobby Moore and Rory Gallagher.

Rory Gallagher, great guitarist. Dusty was a great singer as well. Sad that she was a Thespian but such is life.

Cosmetic surgery is vile. Look at Leslie ash, she was so pretty and now looks stupid. Also, am I the only one who hates false tits? I cannot for the life of me understand why people like false tits. It's plastic. I think small boobs look good anyway. But you are also right RT, why get plastic surgery to try and look younger. There is nothing wrong with getting old, it happens to all of us. These 70 year olds who have face lifts, Botox, etc look terrible. 
But even worse are people who have surgery on their arses to have a rounder arse. Ffs.

No. I'm  a big fat ugly bastard and there isn't a plastic surgeon on the planet that could do anything to turn me into a bronzed Adonis

No and no. I don't find the results of cosmetic plastic surgery attractive.