Clever t-shirt slogans for Bolton Nuts

Come up with a cool slogan or play on words for a Bolton Nut's T-shirt. Just slogans on his topic - other comments will be removed. Maybe we could vote on the best one.

Right now I can't think of anything clever to write but I'm sure Breadman and Reebok Trotter will chip in.

Nut up or shut up

In your guts you know I'm nuts

Stop staring at my nuts!

"Winterburn, oh to Coyle, Coyles got a chance, inside the penalty area, comes back of the post Macateer... It's in the net!

Bolton Nuts - "Shining...like a light"

  There are some fantastic slogans here!

"Not Noddy's, Bolton's!"   

We're all Nuts for the Super Whites!
 
maybe have the slogan on the back and a picture with Bolton Nuts logo on the front?

Biggie wrote:

Visit BOLTON NUTS.CO.UK

*Caution, may contain nuts

This one is clever.

It's full of wankers

BoltonNuts.co.uk

"All work and no play makes jack a dull boy"

then just a picture of nats tits below.

You don't want Nat's tits on a t shirt, the t shirt would look wonky.

Mr Magoo wrote:You don't want Nat's tits on a t shirt, the t shirt would look wonky.

You secretly like Nat's tits don't you!   

Magoo is obsessed by my breasts.

Magoo - as my neighbour paid for the boob job I still have to flash him every Monday at 6pm. You're welcome to join him.

I would need larger glasses