Getting Mugged

Breadman wrote:A mate of mine (Kev Smyth if anyone knows him) once used his own waste to get away from a would-be attacker.

Not sure what he'd done but knowing Kev, he'd probably been taking the piss out of someone in a boozer.

Anyway, he'd been chased down a back alley and was hiding behind a bin when he realised that he'd shit himself.

He could hear his assailants approaching so he waited until the last minute then scooped a handful out of the back of his pants, jumped up, screamed like a banshee and shoved it in the guy's face.

Then ran off laughing.

He's now a respected Psychiatric Health Professional.

I swear I'm not making any of that up, it's all true.

He used to be a regular in the Doffcocker, so that might explain it.

Norpig wrote:

Breadman wrote:

Norpig wrote:did he used to live in Heaton and went to Smithills? If so i used to know him!

He did grow up in Heaton but he went to Cuthberts.

Big Irish family.

I went to Smithills, Norpig.

How old are you?

As Sluffy says i am 42 so i guess you would have been in the year above me at Smithills. Did Kev's mum used to run a newsagents as well? i may have got confused with the Schools