Messageboard Murder

What makes you want to commit messageboard murder?

Three things spring to my mind that makes me want to dig their eyeballs out with a hot dessert spoon....

1 People who use 'end of'.

It is very rarely the end and is usually used by folk who can't hold a civil discussion.

2 Folk who abbreviate certain words using the initials.

For instance.... WTF and being a Burnley fan, UTC (Up The Clarets). Are their lives that busy that they haven't the time to type another nine letters?

3 Folk who spell their own players names wrong.

Are you a fan of your club or not?
It just makes you look a berk, If you are struggling use google, you berks.

All very minor I know, but It still makes me want to get my dessert spoon out.

1. Opposition fans that come on Bolton forums.

2. Txt spk

3. Hipster

"1. Opposition fans that come on Bolton forums."

Do you know William Hills only gave me 1/10 for that.
When I mentioned your name Nat it went to 1/1000

1. The Contradiction Police - posters who bring up points you made in threads from weeks/months/years ago to use against you, even if they hold no relevance to the current debate, as they were originally said in a different context altogether.

2. Posters that only ever write stuff that's in defence of the club. As if they are an employee of BWFC or something....

3. Posters that will change their opinions just to argue against the general consensus.

4. The Positivity Police AND The Negativity Police. I don't give a shit how positively or negatively other posters view things.

Wums obviously, yeah it can be funny, but too much is too much.

wankers aka the holier than thou brigade, people who think they are able to discerne that they are more intelligent than you over a forum, this crowd usually resort to little digs at you during debates. A forum version of turning the nose up.

The "you didn't go the game, so you can't say anything" gang

People who post one word answers, why bother coming on?

People who take forums like this way, way too seriously!

Sluffy wrote:People who take forums like this way, way too seriously!

Fuck you sluffy, I have other interests.

Natasha Whittam wrote:1. Opposition fans that come on Bolton forums.

ditto - especially so called Rovers fans.

But there again, it is good fun insulting the inbred dingled fanny!

Sluffy wrote:People who take forums like this way, way too seriously!

I think we're all guilty of that at times, lets be honest!

Sometimes i post on a forum and think why the fcuk am i this bothered?

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Sluffy wrote:People who take forums like this way, way too seriously!

I think we're all guilty of that at times, lets be honest!

Sometimes i post on a forum and think why the fcuk am i this bothered?

Must admit you do seem to let the bites to BH wind you up a little!!

They wind me up mainly because it ruins threads + the fact it's not even a blackburn fan.

I'll happily admit that does piss me off.

Bolton Hater is mildly amusing, I enjoy his tit-for-tat with Mr Amos.

Good, I'd be happy to see it continue 24/7 in a dedicated thread.