Have you ever had a relationship at work?

I've been flirting with a woman at work for the past year or so. She's very attractive but she's married so I've not pushed it too far. However, she has now made it quite clear that she wants to bump private parts, and as soon as possible.

She's not my direct boss, but she is a manager and could make or break my carrer if she so chooses (although I have no reason to suspect she would). I'm quite a boring person to be honest and have never been close to an office romance. Anyone any experience, good or bad, of an office relationship?

Run for the hills, don't even chance it. It will only end in tears - yours!

Don't fuck the payroll. It's as simple as that.

I did photocopy my knob at an office party once though.

largehat wrote:Don't fuck the payroll. It's as simple as that.

I did photocopy my knob at an office party once though.

Bullshit.

This is a really out of character post for you Owen Owen Owen, I'm starting to worry about your character now you've said you want to "bump parts" with a married woman.

absolutely vulgar.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:This is a really out of character post for you Owen Owen Owen, I'm starting to worry about your character now you've said you want to "bump parts" with a married woman.

absolutely vulgar.

I can assure you this is totally out of character for my whole life, I'm not exactly great with the ladies.

Really disappointed in you.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

largehat wrote:Don't fuck the payroll. It's as simple as that.

I did photocopy my knob at an office party once though.

Bullshit.

Nope, I don't see what is so far fetched about it that you would say that. Other people were photocopying the cracks of their arses.

Largehat don't lie about photocopying your nob you wanker.

If you're going to make up a story make it something credible like you had a Jacuzzi with Eddie Howe and he told you he wants the Bolton Job.

Hipster, I could argue the toss with you, but I'm busy ordering the staff around my £5m quayside penthouse, so bugger off.

largehat wrote:
Nope, I don't see what is so far fetched about it that you would say that. Other people were photocopying the cracks of their arses.

I don't doubt you tried to photocopy your knob, I just don't believe it was big enough to reach onto the photocopying bit.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

largehat wrote:
Nope, I don't see what is so far fetched about it that you would say that. Other people were photocopying the cracks of their arses.

I don't doubt you tried to photocopy your knob, I just don't believe it was big enough to reach onto the photocopying bit.

I had to stand on a chair.

i went out with a chap from work for 6 months. no problem while we were dating, but it was awkward afterwards. i'd advise against it OOO.

Shag her rotten. In the afterglow, casually mention the promotion you've been after. If she wavers, photocopy your knob and send it to her in the mail.