Dinner - Part 1

Aw man, I have just finished my Ben & Jerry's ice cream which was beautiful and just eaten a bag of revels too. I think I deserve a round of applause for how much I have eaten today!

Mr Magoo wrote:AD how you liking Esher, I used to just live around the corner in Weybridge.
Anyway you cock suckers, Fish Salad and new pots for me.

I love it here, not far to london and brighton france etc wouldn't come back now, I'm working tonight so its a freebie in some posh restaurant in soho courtesy of my boss. weybridge is nice why you leave magoo?

Michael Bolton wrote:Aw man, I have just finished my Ben & Jerry's ice cream which was beautiful and just eaten a bag of revels too. I think I deserve a round of applause for how much I have eaten today!

They'll be carting you off in one of your suitcases if you carry on like that, fucking heart attack waiting to happen.

Don't say that Martin, you will have me feeling worried.

Mike, no wonder your BMI is high!

I can see from my window that my neighbours are having a BBQ. The swines. I can see burgers, sausages, chicken pieces and if I am very much mistaken what looks like a Pork chop. 
I think I may pop over and say hello to them.

Just ordered a Chinese , beef and blackbean sauce with rice.

Fish in parsley sauce, rice and peas for me, then a slice of lemon drizzle.
Scott you queer, are you not on the beer then, I am on my 3rd Artois.

Just having one now , you piss pot.

I have another 7 500ml cans to Finnish yet,

No prob, that's easy.

I had a fish finger barm tonight... Twas fit!

Fish & Chips from the chippy tonight. I hope my heart can tolerate all the saturated fat. 

If it cannot, let us no in the morning

I am so fucking jealous. I had maxillo-facial surgery today to remove a cyst in my jaw caused by a previously undiscovered wisdom tooth (which was also removed) General anaesthetic job leaving me with stitches in both gum and cheek and a face like the freaking man.
Girls came round for a Friday night session, gave me "get well soon" cards and pissed their sides. Currently they're all getting slaughtered in the kitchen with the missus.
Nothing to eat from last night apart from codeine and paracetomol and buckets of my own blood. Swallowing is agony, but just managed to get a bowl of porridge and chopped nectarines down.
Worse still, I'll have a glass jaw for 2 months and be expected to eat slop for at least a month of that in case I break the jaw chomping on a steak.
Very sore, very pissed off and very hungry.

wanderlust wrote:I am so fucking jealous. I had maxillo-facial surgery today to remove a cyst in my jaw caused by a previously undiscovered wisdom tooth (which was also removed) General anaesthetic job leaving me with stitches in both gum and cheek and a face like the freaking man.
Girls came round for a Friday night session, gave me "get well soon" cards and pissed their sides. Currently they're all getting slaughtered in the kitchen with the missus.
Nothing to eat from last night apart from codeine and paracetomol and buckets of my own blood. Swallowing is agony, but just managed to get a bowl of porridge and chopped nectarines down.
Worse still, I'll have a glass jaw for 2 months and be expected to eat slop for at least a month of that in case I break the jaw chomping on a steak.
Very sore, very pissed off and very hungry.

I bet all you can taste is blood, look on the bright side, you'll lose weight.

HA HA suffer you Bastard, I have 2 fillet steaks in the fridge, i might get one cooking in your honour.
Should I have onion rings with it and peas, or new pots and peas.
For afters I shall have 2 Magnum ice screams.
This will be my second meal this evening.

I love Magnum's, do you bite all the chocolate off first ?

Mr Magoo wrote:HA HA suffer you Bastard, I have 2 fillet steaks in the fridge, i might get one cooking in your honour.
Should I have onion rings with it and peas, or new pots and peas.
For afters I shall have 2 Magnum ice screams.
This will be my second meal this evening.

Just for fun, guess how many fingers I'm holding up?