Dinner - Part 1

 
Hipster_Nebula He as got Prawn ball's Nat told me.

God I had a feast at McDonalds tonight. I ordered a Big Mac, a quarter pounder with cheese, 2 large fries and a chocolate milkshake. But i was still peckish and saw this woman on the next table eating a sweet chilli crispy chicken sandwich so I went back and got one of them and a crunchie mcflurry and another chocolate milkshake. 
God I was content after that : )

Michael Bolton wrote:God I had a feast at McDonalds tonight. I ordered a Big Mac, a quarter pounder with cheese, 2 large fries and a chocolate milkshake. But i was still peckish and saw this woman on the next table eating a sweet chilli crispy chicken sandwich so I went back and got one of them and a crunchie mcflurry and another chocolate milkshake. 
God I was content after that : )

No wonder your BMI is higher than Bernard Mannings.

We had a load of asparagus in the fridge - an impulse purchase of the missus' from a roadside caravan. Not a big fan but it needed eating so I sautéed some chorizo, garlic, celery, peppers and onion in chilli oil with a little extra smoky paprika for effect and served it with the asparagus with grated parmesan on top. Surprisingly nice.

I eat a lot of Asparagus. It's really good for your waterworks. I got some Lincolnshire Asparagus from Bury Market on Saturday. Norfolk and Lincolnshire Asparagus is the finest in the World but by the end of June it's nearly always gone off the shelves and then we are back to imports from Chile and Peru.

I like my Asparagus blanched and boiled. I have seen these modern chefs on TV frying it and grilling it and one chef even threw it on a BBQ! 

I like mine with a fried egg.

I love the European Asparagus. Long, thick, white stems, and when boiled, and served with either butter and salt, or a cheese sauce, is scrumptious !

Tonight I had 2 fourteen inch pizzas made in store at Morrisons, they were bloody lovely. I had a meat feast and then a pepperoni. For dessert I had 6 Cadbury chocolate trifles and 2 litres of diet coke. God I am stuffed.

Michael Bolton wrote:Tonight I had 2 fourteen inch pizzas made in store at Morrisons, they were bloody lovely. I had a meat feast and then a pepperoni. For dessert I had 6 Cadbury chocolate trifles and 2 litres of diet coke. God I am stuffed.

I'm not surprised that your BMI is 40. Have you tried eating salads?

Jesus, has anyone tried these Mint Aero Biscuit bars? They are bloody lovely. I just are all 8 in the pack, they were awesome with a cuppa.

Watch yourself RT, I am in cracking shape, 7.63 on ratemybody. 
I can't eat salad to be honest, I am genuinely allergic to most vegetables. The only veg I can eat are sweet corn, peppers and lettuce. But why eat salad when you can eat a Big Mac?

Michael Bolton wrote:Watch yourself RT, I am in cracking shape, 7.63 on ratemybody. 
I can't eat salad to be honest, I am genuinely allergic to most vegetables. The only veg I can eat are sweet corn, peppers and lettuce. But why eat salad when you can eat a Big Mac?

Your problem MB is you only have one arsehole, fat fucker.

Shit MB you need to get a fucking gastric band before its too late!!! i do like asparagus though can eat that all day, seriously though i saw a big guy keel over dead in a restaurant and the fucking death noises he was making were awful, i punched him in the chest a few times but he,d gone.

I am just sat in KFC with a paper eating my tea. Oh man, wait til you hear what I have infront of me tonight: A sweet and fire supercharger meal - which is basically 2 pieces of chicken with lettuce, mayo, chilli sauce in a baguette with extra large fries and a large diet coke. But also I have got a Zinger Burger meal - which is basically a chicken burger with lettuce and mayo, with large fries and another diet coke. I am just tucking in now.

Michael Bolton wrote:I am just sat in KFC with a paper eating my tea. Oh man, wait til you hear what I have infront of me tonight: A sweet and fire supercharger meal - which is basically 2 pieces of chicken with lettuce, mayo, chilli sauce in a baguette with extra large fries and a large diet coke. But also I have got a Zinger Burger meal - which is basically a chicken burger with lettuce and mayo, with large fries and another diet coke. I am just tucking in now.

You larger than life bastard.

Angry Dad wrote: i saw a big guy keel over dead in a restaurant and the fucking death noises he was making were awful, i punched him in the chest a few times but he,d gone.

You would have done more good trying to clear his airway than punching him.

Very good Nat, I like that. Don't say it again though will you?

Oh man, I am just tucking into some Ben & Jerry's phish food ice cream, this tub will be all gone within 3 minutes. Sat outside eating on a beautiful summer's evening scoffing ice cream is just heaven!

MB the guy who does man v food,i think you could eat his arse.

 MB you are becoming like majin boo you will be eating people next

AD how you liking Esher, I used to just live around the corner in Weybridge.
Anyway you cock suckers, Fish Salad and new pots for me.