Dinner - Part 1

After 4 days of BBQ's I feel like i have eaten a horse, the weather as been bloody hot, not complaining.
The BBQ is great, but the amount of beer you consume is not good.
Hope you all have a sun tan, you bunch of Queers, apart from Scott.

WhiteBic wrote:

bwfc71 wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:I had chips,(crispy) Jumbo sausage and thick gravy, there is only one chippy I use now.

I travel 3 miles to use it, if you want I'll recommend it, its run all by women.

You don't use Su's chippy - the best on Bolton!

Su no longer works as he has been retired for the last 15 years but he passed it on to his son and daughter-in-law who run it nowadays and never had a bad takeaway - whether it be Chippy or Chinese!

Su's in Deane? Amazing Chinese. The pork char sui is amazing.

Nope Su's chippy on Belmont Road (opposite The Tap pub)

Mixed grill tonight fpor me,you faggots.

Cumberland sausage, mashed potatoes, onions and cabbage tonight. I found a little butcher in the village of Caton, near Lancaster who does the most delicious Cumberland sausages.

You love your Sausage then, how long was you in the shop.

Oy MB what you eating today, you fat bastard.

The weather in the North west is a bit inclement today but I am going to take a chance and light the BBQ. I have two nice sirloin steaks to cook to celebrate Fathers Day.

Magoo you cheeky sod, don't call me far. I am off to McDonalds this evening for tea. Mmmmm I can't wait!

Get round to RTs, i am sure he could slip you a sausage.

I am having Jersey Royals with my steak. If anyone is partial to Jersey potatoes then get them while you can. It's one of the worst yields this year because of the weather so they won't be in the shops for long.

I would rather have 2 Big Macs, 2 large fries, onion rings, chocolate milkshake and an ice cream RT

Some people have no class.

Mr Magoo wrote:Get round to RTs, i am sure he could slip you a sausage.

Speaking of sausages I bought some beef sausages from Aldi and on the label they were 86% pork. Don't buy cheap sausages because they contain less than half of what they advertise.

My missus is having a sausage for her tea. She is partial to a hot beef injection every once in awhile.

I take it you have friends round then.

What - I have no class because I am having a burger and chips?

On a Sunday, you heathen

I shall be having a full on roast (lamb & Beef ) today with all the trimmings.

I'm on chicken casserole today, and I could'nt give a flying fuck what you queers are having:D

Tomato, celery and apple soup.

Prawn balls and Salmon with salad and homegrown leaves.


I bet you didn't know that prawns had balls.