Blind Date.

I have been fixed up with one tonight by a mate and i am nervous that she will not be what i imagine.
Never been on one before she is a class helper at an infant school he says she is fit but thats what his view is.
Im not Brad Pitt myself but i have standards,its at a pub then on to a restaurant, i could always pull the bog trick where you go for a pee and dont come back if its really bad.
As i dont know this woman should i offer to pay for everything? im not that well brewstered though and it will be expensive i should think.
Im already going off the idea.

Why don't you save yourself all the hassle and just go to that place on St Georges road, they have a special where you get 40 minutes for £40.

Sounds like a right steal!

karlypants wrote:Why don't you save yourself all the hassle and just go to that place on St Georges road, they have a special where you get 40 minutes for £40.

Sounds like a right steal!

You should listen to KP, he's the expert on backstreet slappers.

Well you certainly have a fervent imagination, I'm sure some women like men with, urm, eccentricities.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Well you certainly have a fervent imagination, I'm sure some women like men with, urm, eccentricities.

Is that for me or karley?

Mr Brightside wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Well you certainly have a fervent imagination, I'm sure some women like men with, urm, eccentricities.

Is that for me or karley?

You considering you're going on a "blind date"

England are playing, fuck her off.

It's getting closer with every thread......

I reckon we'll be back on sharing a house with wife & girlfriend + kids and killing people for a living by Saturday at the latest......

karlypants wrote:Why don't you save yourself all the hassle and just go to that place on St Georges road, they have a special where you get 40 minutes for £40.

Sounds like a right steal!

Are you talking about Inner Tranquillity?
Always thought that was a knocking shop.

Breadman wrote:It's getting closer with every thread......

I reckon we'll be back on sharing a house with wife & girlfriend + kids and killing people for a living by Saturday at the latest......

  

Breadman wrote:It's getting closer with every thread......

I reckon we'll be back on sharing a house with wife & girlfriend + kids and killing people for a living by Saturday at the latest......

Outrageous claim. Angry Dad is in Australia shagging Joan Collins. If you were shagging Joan Collins would you be going on a blind date with some munter from Great Lever?

Shagging Joan Collins! That's bordering on necrophilia. She was probably alive when he started.

Did anybody watch that programme on More4 or E4 or whatever it's called last night about OAP prozzies ?

"My Granny - The Escort", I think it was called.

I nearly gipped after about five minutes and had to cleanse myself with half an hour of Babestation.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Mr Brightside wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Well you certainly have a fervent imagination, I'm sure some women like men with, urm, eccentricities.

Is that for me or karley?

You considering you're going on a "blind date"

Is that a bad thing then Hipster? going on a BD i mean.

Soul Kitchen wrote:

karlypants wrote:Why don't you save yourself all the hassle and just go to that place on St Georges road, they have a special where you get 40 minutes for £40.

Sounds like a right steal!

Are you talking about Inner Tranquillity?
Always thought that was a knocking shop.

Yeah that's the place although I have never been!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:It's getting closer with every thread......

I reckon we'll be back on sharing a house with wife & girlfriend + kids and killing people for a living by Saturday at the latest......

Outrageous claim. Angry Dad is in Australia shagging Joan Collins. If you were shagging Joan Collins would you be going on a blind date with some munter from Great Lever?

 I live in London now Nat, i moved down here with my mum when my dad died and she wanted to be near an old friend they share a house together and i got a bedsit close by. I am quite lonely here though just a couple of work mates from the factory. I really wish you and Breadman would stop this Angry Dad thing im never going to be a dad so its very unkind of you to be like this. Are you really a man?

Remember the film BD, funny ad fuck.

One of you two is Angry Dad and you are having a laugh at my expense.

Mr Brightside wrote:. Are you really a man?

Hahaha.

AD is a little girl that pretends to be hard.