Pain

Chopped part of my finger today (petrol lawnmower) what silly things have you done to cause serious pain.

Years ago I did a bit of DIM  Electrical work in my house  and sawed through what I thought was a Dead Cable.

That fucking hurt 

Why the fuck are you using a lawnmower in early Feb?

Your grass won't even begin to start thinking about growing for at least another four to five weeks.

Boncey knows far more about this shit than me, but it just seems odd that anyone would consider mowing their lawn in England on the sixth of February.

Serves you right for being a dumbass gardener...

I thought that, everything is Frozen in my Garden. 

Be a long time before I start Mowing my lawn.

I once put a garden fork through my foot,which was pretty painful.
After a fair chunk of time off work,I returned full of vim and vigour.
Once back,I made the mistake of peering into a rubbish skip on a windy day. The lid blew down,knocking me out,and sending my two front teeth on a day trip to Widnes.A week off and a trip to the dentist put me right,but I'm never far from a brush with death.

Don't forget, Banksy......it's Magoo we're dealing with.

boltonbonce wrote:I once put a garden fork through my foot,which was pretty painful.
After a fair chunk of time off work,I returned full of vim and vigour.
Once back,I made the mistake of peering into a rubbish skip on a windy day. The lid blew down,knocking me out,and sending my two front teeth on a day trip to Widnes.A week off and a trip to the dentist put me right,but I'm never far from a brush with death.

Did you cycle to the dentist? 

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:I once put a garden fork through my foot,which was pretty painful.
After a fair chunk of time off work,I returned full of vim and vigour.
Once back,I made the mistake of peering into a rubbish skip on a windy day. The lid blew down,knocking me out,and sending my two front teeth on a day trip to Widnes.A week off and a trip to the dentist put me right,but I'm never far from a brush with death.

Did you cycle to the dentist? 

I took no chances. I was back in Farnworth at the time so I got the bus.

Everything is growing down here fecking early as well.
As for Bread keep on little crying boy and you will wish Scott was following you.

Mr Magoo wrote:Everything is growing down here fecking early as well.
As for Bread keep on little crying boy and you will wish Scott was following you.

Here we go......again.

Da BA Massive have spoken.

Crying.....?

Little boy......?

Fuckin hell, Magoo.......

Put that can down and go to bed.

Like last time when you slept on it and wound up apologising and deleting comments the next day.....

Fuck me......

I know the pair of you are in love with each other really!

Mr Magoo wrote:
As for Bread keep on little crying boy and you will wish Scott was following you.

And what does that even mean?

I work with Romanian people who have been in the UK for only about 12 months but still speak better English than that.....

Bedtime.

Bedtime for both of you, you pair of wallies!

Thanks Dad.

Breadman wrote:Thanks Dad.

Don't say that, I'm not that old but your making me feel like it!

I always thought I was Peter Pan!

I'm currently half way through a packet of Nice biscuits, they are lovely after a few beers!

Can't comment - I'm in bed.

Digestives rule, though. 

Breadman wrote:Can't comment - I'm in bed.

Digestives rule, though. 

I don't think they were worth the 41 calories per biscuit.

They were the only ones I found in the cupboard TBH.

Is Mr aggressive ranting again 

I suppose it's better than cutting your bits off like you did last time, Magoo 

As a child, I thought it was a good idea to climb up an old wooden pole in my back yard. I slipped and got a nail caught in my Bolton Nuts. I had to be lifted off the nail and rushed to hospital. I have the scar to this day.