Skiving?

I'm off work today due to the fact I had a few too many last night during the PNE v Utd game. 
I'm not dying on my feet,but I don't feel up to putting in a shift.
Am I skiving?
Am I a skiver?
I rarely take time off,and I feel a little bit guilty about not making a bigger effort to drag myself in,but in the end I thought 'sod 'em' I'm taking myself back to bed.
I'm sure Nat would sack me on the spot.

Sometimes you just have to take a day off. Smell the roses. Life's too short, after all.

Keegan wrote:Sometimes you just have to take a day off. Smell the roses. Life's too short, after all.

I'll mention that to my boss tomorrow.
Might have to wear a crash helmet.

I also watched the game last night and I'm definitely skiving although I am at work - in body if not in spirit.

Lazy bastid you should be sacked, i bet you expect to be paid aswell.

Mr Magoo wrote:Lazy bastid you should be sacked, i bet you expect to be paid aswell.

I am genuinely embarrassed about it Magoo.
If I am sacked, I'll be forced to retire. Damnit.

I was talking to Bonce, your just as bad.

Not surprised you have nothing to say you should be ashamed.(SLACKER)

I happen to be working very hard.
The 3.55 at Wetherby is a tough race to call,and I'm having to check the handicap ratings assiduously.
Might have an each way single on that race,and go for a treble at Wolverhampton.
This is tricky. A trip to the fridge is called for. Have a nice day.

You deserve ti skive at your age bonce, fuck um.

scottjames30 wrote:You deserve ti skive at your age bonce, fuck um.

Well said Scott. 
I'll pour myself another.

boltonbonce wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:You deserve ti skive at your age bonce, fuck um.

Well said Scott. 
I'll pour myself another.

Take tomorrow off too so it doesn't look like you've been skiving 

Just had a fiver each way on Hot Pepper in the 4.15 at Taunton.
Won at 33/1.
Might take the week off.

Bloody women!
Good idea though.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-31519551

Nothing to do with skiving though,is it?