HomeI'm taking the day off tomorrow. I've invented a hospital appointment.
I feel no shame.
Am I a bad man?
I'm sure you've all done it at some time or another.
I feel no shame.
Am I a bad man?
I'm sure you've all done it at some time or another.
Skiving.
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Norpig
Bwfc1958
boltonbonce
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2 Re: Skiving. Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:43
Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Why not. By the time tomorrow comes you'll probably have been admitted to hospital for one reason or another anyway, so technically, you're not lying.
3 Re: Skiving. Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:47
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Bwfc1958 wrote:Why not. By the time tomorrow comes you'll probably have been admitted to hospital for one reason or another anyway, so technically, you're not lying.
That's a worrying thought.4 Re: Skiving. Fri Jan 12 2018, 08:37
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
I make a living out of skiving on here all day inbetween reluctantly having to do some real work from time to time.
5 Re: Skiving. Fri Jan 12 2018, 09:04
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
I'm lucky in that my job is not what I call work has no specific hours and it could be called a permanent skive.I haven't had a conventional job since I worked on the bread trucks when I lived in salford many moons ago.
6 Re: Skiving. Fri Jan 12 2018, 10:44
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:I make a living out of skiving on here all day inbetween reluctantly having to do some real work from time to time.
You fucking twat, my taxes pay for you to fuck about looking at porn and post on Nuts.
Quit Nuts and fucking earn your keep.
7 Re: Skiving. Fri Jan 12 2018, 10:50
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
I quite agree. Just as bad as Jeremy Hunt IMO.Natasha Whittam wrote:Norpig wrote:I make a living out of skiving on here all day inbetween reluctantly having to do some real work from time to time.
You fucking twat, my taxes pay for you to fuck about looking at porn and post on Nuts.
Quit Nuts and fucking earn your keep.
8 Re: Skiving. Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:22
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
For your information Nat i can't see porn at work due to the internet blocker, trust me i've tried and anyway my pants round my ankles would give me away fairly quickly i suspect.
KP - that's it, me and you are at war now, comparing me to that twat is step too far!
And just for reference i'm in my dinner break you bastards
KP - that's it, me and you are at war now, comparing me to that twat is step too far!
And just for reference i'm in my dinner break you bastards
9 Re: Skiving. Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:27
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:For your information Nat i can't see porn at work due to the internet blocker, trust me i've tried and anyway my pants round my ankles would give me away fairly quickly i suspect.
You only have to undo your zipper. It is more discrete than pulling your trollies all the way down!
KP - that's it, me and you are at war now, comparing me to that twat is step too far!
And just for reference i'm in my dinner break you bastards
10 Re: Skiving. Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:29
Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
I like to get air to my balls when i'm shining my bone 
11 Re: Skiving. Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:31
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
That is no way to earn my pension. Get back to work.boltonbonce wrote:I'm taking the day off tomorrow. I've invented a hospital appointment.
I feel no shame.
Am I a bad man?
I'm sure you've all done it at some time or another.
12 Re: Skiving. Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:33
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Norpig wrote:I like to get air to my balls when i'm shining my bone
13 Re: Skiving. Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:36
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Well that's the vacuum out of a job then.karlypants wrote:Norpig wrote:I like to get air to my balls when i'm shining my bone
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