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1Skiving. Empty Skiving. on Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:37

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I'm taking the day off tomorrow. I've invented a hospital appointment.
I feel no shame.
Am I a bad man?
I'm sure you've all done it at some time or another.Skiving. Giphy

2Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:43

Bwfc1958

Bwfc1958
Tinned Toms - You know it makes sense!
Why not. By the time tomorrow comes you'll probably have been admitted to hospital for one reason or another anyway, so technically, you're not lying.

3Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Thu Jan 11 2018, 18:47

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Bwfc1958 wrote:Why not. By the time tomorrow comes you'll probably have been admitted to hospital for one reason or another anyway, so technically, you're not lying.
Very Happy That's a worrying thought.

4Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 08:37

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I make a living out of skiving on here all day inbetween reluctantly having to do some real work from time to time.

5Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 09:04

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff
I'm lucky in that my job is not what I call work has no specific hours and it could be called a permanent skive.I haven't had a conventional job since I worked on the bread trucks when I lived in salford many moons ago.

6Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 10:44

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:I make a living out of skiving on here all day inbetween reluctantly having to do some real work from time to time.

You fucking twat, my taxes pay for you to fuck about looking at porn and post on Nuts.

Quit Nuts and fucking earn your keep.

7Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 10:50

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Natasha Whittam wrote:
@Norpig wrote:I make a living out of skiving on here all day inbetween reluctantly having to do some real work from time to time.

You fucking twat, my taxes pay for you to fuck about looking at porn and post on Nuts.

Quit Nuts and fucking earn your keep.
I quite agree. Just as bad as Jeremy Hunt IMO. :nono:

8Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:22

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
For your information Nat i can't see porn at work due to the internet blocker, trust me i've tried and anyway my pants round my ankles would give me away fairly quickly i suspect.

KP - that's it, me and you are at war now, comparing me to that twat is step too far!

And just for reference i'm in my dinner break you bastards  Very Happy

9Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:27

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:For your information Nat i can't see porn at work due to the internet blocker, trust me i've tried and anyway my pants round my ankles would give me away fairly quickly i suspect.

You only have to undo your zipper. It is more discrete than pulling your trollies all the way down!

KP - that's it, me and you are at war now, comparing me to that twat is step too far!

And just for reference i'm in my dinner break you bastards  Very Happy
Razz

10Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:29

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
I like to get air to my balls when i'm shining my bone  Laughing

11Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:31

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@boltonbonce wrote:I'm taking the day off tomorrow. I've invented a hospital appointment.
I feel no shame.
Am I a bad man?
I'm sure you've all done it at some time or another.Skiving. Giphy
That is no way to earn my pension. Get back to work.

12Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:33

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@Norpig wrote:I like to get air to my balls when i'm shining my bone  Laughing
:rofl:

13Skiving. Empty Re: Skiving. on Fri Jan 12 2018, 13:36

wanderlust


Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse
@karlypants wrote:
@Norpig wrote:I like to get air to my balls when i'm shining my bone  Laughing
:rofl:
Well that's the vacuum out of a job then.

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