How do you like your women

I like lots of different things but some things turn me on more than others for instance small feet is a definate turn on women with big plates are a no no. Boobs on a stick facinates me, you get this skinny or slim girl with big boobs how come? but its great, unpredictable women are great too, i had a date once and she was quiet and demure softly spoken and shy then after a few drinks and a snog she suddenly bit my lip hard then slapped me called me some choice names and went for it best ever.

Ok, the fart thread failed.

Let's dangle this one in the water and see if it tempts 'em......

breathing and not too fussy

Is nuts getting paid by 'post count' today.
I might start a 'What is your favourite number' thread.
Mine is 4 by the way.

Must. Not. Respond

Chairmanda wrote:Must. Not. Respond

Thinking of coming out Manda?

Nobody is judgmental on this site and anyway your secret is safe with us.

I like my women with a big smile on their faces.

I like a woman with a bad attitude.

I like women with laryngitis.

Must have all their own teeth and a desire to please.

I like my women like my coffee. Exclusively mine.

My favourite number is 7, by the way.

I like my women like my golf scores. Around 80 with a slight handicap.

Breadman wrote:I like my women like my golf scores. Around 80 with a slight handicap.

A hole in one would be a must.

I like my women like I like my noodles, hot, cheap and japanese

Norpig wrote:breathing

You're the fussy one

boltonbonce wrote:Is nuts getting paid by 'post count' today.
I might start a 'What is your favourite number' thread.
Mine is 4 by the way.

Same as me. Mine is 4 too

4....?

How old are you both, 6....?

You have 4 as your abs fave number when you're a small child.

7's a far more grown-up number.

Mine's 153.765 by the way.

Breadman wrote:4....?

How old are you both, 6....?

You have 4 as your abs fave number when you're a small child.

7's a far more grown-up number.

Mine's 153.765 by the way.

Trust you to have a decimal point.
I'm sticking with 4.
I should add that it's never really brought me any luck at all.
The same can be said about my lucky indian,under which I keep my lottery tickets.
Useless. But I live in hope.

Isn't it illegal to keep someone from the Indian subcontinent purely as a decorative lottery ticket holder?

Or can you get a permit for it nowadays?

Thanks in advance.

He's a Native American.
Uncle 'Red Mist' in fact.
His Mrs, 'Running off at the Mouth' is visiting her sister in Chalfont St Giles,and he's staying with us.
Makes him feel useful.