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1Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 12:17

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You can tell the weather's improving - suddenly you can't move for people you've never seen before walking (and struggling to control) their dogs.

I take ours out twice or three times a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks of the year (minus holidays), irrespective of inclement weather, hangovers and random acts of God.

You get to know the other regular dog walkers you will meet on your route and the dogs all know each other and are fine together.

But then the sun comes out.......

And so do the "It's a sunny day so I'll take Rover out" lot.

You can spot these people a mile off, generally because they haven't got a fucking clue about dog ownership.

Rover's going mental because he's spent four months couped up in the back garden and is suddenly free, so he's doing his best "Lee Evans on speed" act and the owners can't cope because they're too thick to see what's going on.

So they try and use this innate lack of understanding of their dog's behaviour to justify why they don't take them out more often - "He's always like this on the lead. I think he's a bit stupid lol"

No he's not, it's you, you prick.

Perhaps if you put your TV remote control down once in a while, stuck your coat on and ventured out with him more than just the current three times a year when it's sunny, he wouldn't be so mental.

Wankers, the lot of 'em.

Rant over.

2Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 12:45

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Its a lovely day today, might take the dog to Formby beach. He's not been out for 8 month.

3Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 12:52

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I hope the red squirrels eat you.

4Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 12:57

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I take my dog out everyday, he's still a fucking knob

5Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 12:59

karlypants

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Barb Dwyer wrote:I take my dog out everyday, he's still a fucking knob

Laughing

6Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 13:01

boltonbonce

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Like this idiot.

7Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 13:08

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Piss funny though that clip is, it's exactly what I mean.

If you can't control your dog with voice commands, keep it on a fucking lead.

You wouldn't let a tiger off in Moss Bank Park, would you?

8Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 13:23

scottjames30

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I've seen a load of chavs walking dogs this week, and birds with nothing on, wankers.

9Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 13:33

aaron_bwfc

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This has just reminded me about when I went up Rivington on Monday, some tiny dog being chased by some fucking mental bull terrior like dog - the owner claiming ''oh it's funny he's never usually like this''.

It's a good job the poor little sod could move quick or it could have got nasty.

10Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 13:39

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When I was younger had a dog called Basil. Used to take it for a walk on Leverhulme Park everyday, he was a great dog but would never listen. I used to walk round the park sounding like Cybil Fawlty.

11Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 13:57

Numpty 28723

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This topic has unsettled me now.

AGAINST: 
I've never owned a dog in my life.
I'm lazy.
I hate dogs.

FOR:
It's sunny outside.
I've got some spare cash in my pocket.
I pass those kennels on the way home.....

12Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 14:06

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A dog is for life, not just for a sunny day in April....

13Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 14:13

scottjames30

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A dog should be given all your time, like your kids.

14Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 14:16

boltonbonce

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I miss those long walks with my Springer.
She died in 2010,and I've never thought about getting another.
Believe it or not,the very first dog I had was called Bruce.

15Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 14:23

scottjames30

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@boltonbonce wrote:
Believe it or not,the very first dog I had was called Bruce.

Bonce, have you ever spoken to anyone professionally about your obsession?

16Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 14:27

boltonbonce

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I was only 6. Very Happy

17Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 14:28

Chairmanda

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@scottjames30 wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
Believe it or not,the very first dog I had was called Bruce.

Bonce, have you ever spoken to anyone professionally about your obsession?
I'd hate to do the wrong thing by boncey, feeding his obsession by sharing a heartwarming, gently humorous anecdote. I'd appreciate professional guidance

18Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 14:29

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Your obsession started early, I'd guess Bruce Forsyth was in his early 50's then?

19Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 14:45

boltonbonce

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@Chairmanda wrote:
@scottjames30 wrote:
@boltonbonce wrote:
Believe it or not,the very first dog I had was called Bruce.

Bonce, have you ever spoken to anyone professionally about your obsession?
I'd hate to do the wrong thing by boncey, feeding his obsession by sharing a heartwarming, gently humorous anecdote. I'd appreciate professional guidance
Remember poor old Peter Cushing? Always turning up on the Morecambe & Wise show,trying to get his money.
That's me. I'll still be here,five years hence,begging,in vain, for the promised anecdote.
Another LibDem promise broken. Evil or Very Mad

20Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 15:27

Copper Dragon

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My dog had a bit of a fall t'other day so we had to take him to the vet.

His back legs are knackered and he now is too scared to go uphill after his fall. It's a bit of a bugger because we live on a hill and every where you go around here you've to go uphill.

Here he is in his prime.......



Part Time dog walking wankers! Fu9cib

21Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 16:50

Boggersbelief

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@Copper Dragon wrote:My dog had a bit of a fall t'other day so we had to take him to the vet.

His back legs are knackered and he now is too scared to go uphill after his fall. It's a bit of a bugger because we live on a hill and every where you go around here you've to go uphill.

Here he is in his prime.......



Part Time dog walking wankers! Fu9cib
Has he just finished feasting on a small child?

22Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 18:15

Copper Dragon

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Part Time dog walking wankers! 153mkcn


I like that one Boggers.


It was his squeaky boot toy and very annoying it was too.

23Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 18:27

scottjames30

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Copper must go round abducting children and feeding them to his dog, I knew he was a weirdo.

24Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 18:29

boltonbonce

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It's a tradition in Burnley.
Like cheese rolling in Gloucestershire.

25Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 22:35

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Good one Boggers LOL...

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26Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 22:41

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@Copper Dragon wrote:My dog had a bit of a fall t'other day so we had to take him to the vet.

His back legs are knackered and he now is too scared to go uphill after his fall. It's a bit of a bugger because we live on a hill and every where you go around here you've to go uphill.

Here he is in his prime.......



Part Time dog walking wankers! Fu9cib

At least half of the hills are down hill mate.
Shame for your dog, you may have to move somewhere flat!

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27Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Thu Apr 09 2015, 22:43

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Breadman wrote:You can tell the weather's improving - suddenly you can't move for people you've never seen before walking (and struggling to control) their dogs.

I take ours out twice or three times a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks of the year (minus holidays), irrespective of inclement weather, hangovers and random acts of God.

You get to know the other regular dog walkers you will meet on your route and the dogs all know each other and are fine together.

But then the sun comes out.......

And so do the "It's a sunny day so I'll take Rover out" lot.

You can spot these people a mile off, generally because they haven't got a fucking clue about dog ownership.

Rover's going mental because he's spent four months couped up in the back garden and is suddenly free, so he's doing his best "Lee Evans on speed" act and the owners can't cope because they're too thick to see what's going on.

So they try and use this innate lack of understanding of their dog's behaviour to justify why they don't take them out more often - "He's always like this on the lead. I think he's a bit stupid lol"

No he's not, it's you, you prick.

Perhaps if you put your TV remote control down once in a while, stuck your coat on and ventured out with him more than just the current three times a year when it's sunny, he wouldn't be so mental.

Wankers, the lot of 'em.

Rant over.

Yes Bread, I point this fact out often. The amount of dogs I see out when it's sunny amazes me and it disappoints me that most of these dogs must hardly ever get out. 

Nation of dog lovers supposedly. Loving is different to owning.

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28Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Fri Apr 10 2015, 01:24

Jake McHale

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@Copper Dragon wrote:My dog had a bit of a fall t'other day so we had to take him to the vet.

His back legs are knackered and he now is too scared to go uphill after his fall. It's a bit of a bugger because we live on a hill and every where you go around here you've to go uphill.

Here he is in his prime.......



Part Time dog walking wankers! Fu9cib
Love these dogs just lost mine at 12 with the usual.

29Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Fri Apr 10 2015, 12:02

Copper Dragon

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Mine's coming up to 16 years old now.

You get a football out and still he acts like a puppy, he just doesn't move like one.

30Part Time dog walking wankers! Empty Re: Part Time dog walking wankers! on Fri Apr 10 2015, 12:23

Jake McHale

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Mine started to slow down on walks so we took him to the vet and it was Lymphoma, he had a radical course of chemo for about six months, he got better but they said it would come back with a vengence in maybe three months but we got a year out of him in good health then it hit so we hit back with a strong course again cost about seven grand in all but he'd had enough and we all said goodbye at home the vets loved him and pampered him they were almost as upset as us they gave me a photo frame with his name on it. We had a proper funeral service and they laid him out at a chapel for the family before he was cremated then we spread his ashes by the sea where he loved to go, a lot of people would say all that for a dog but he was one of my kids and better than a lot of people out there.

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