Test Match Thread.

Guest · 1 Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 15:07

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First Test between The West Indies and England in Antigua.

The Windies win the toss and stick England in.

3:00 PM - Play starts.

3:04 PM - Jonathon Trott chips one to first slip and is on his way back to the pavilion.

That didn't take long, did it....?

Norpig · 2 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 15:17

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same old shit, different day Breaders, Why has Trott walked straight back into the team anyway?

Can't decide whether i want to spend £50-£60 going to Old Trafford to watch us get spanked by the Aussies and New Zealand.

Guest · 3 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 15:26

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I'd keep your money in your pocket, if I were you mate - Can't see us getting much joy against either of those two.

As for Trott, he's been in fairly decent nick with the bat recently and only he really knows if he's ready for top class Test cricket again, so the selectors had to trust his judgement.

Looks like it's a gamble that's not going to pay off though......

We need a big series from Cook.

Natasha Whittam · 4 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 15:35

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Was Trott missing through a made up disease?

Guest · 5 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 15:43

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3:39 PM Cook plays all round a full one and is clean bowled for 11.

24 for 2.

It's gonna be a long summer......

Natasha Whittam · 6 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 15:45

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Breadman wrote:

It's gonna be a long summer......

Why? Are you going to be posting on here?

Norpig · 7 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 15:47

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oi if you don't like cricket, bugger off Nat Very Happy

Natasha Whittam · 8 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 15:58

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Norpig wrote:oi if you don't like cricket, bugger off Nat

I was brought up in a cricket family. I spent my youth following my Dad around the Bolton League.

I've had a Ribena with Viv Richards and a chocolate hobnob with Wasim Akram.

Norpig · 9 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 16:00

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a chocolate hobnob with Wasim Akram? thats the best euphemism i've heard for a while Laughing

scottjames30 · 10 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 16:01

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Shit thread.

Guest · 11 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 16:06

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Ey up, here we go again.

Like London buses - nothing for hours then they both pop up together.

What are the chances?

Anybody'd think.........

Guest · 12 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 16:11

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Breadman wrote:Ey up, here we go again.

Like London buses - nothing for hours then they both pop up together.

What are the chances?

Anybody'd think.........

.....................that scott is a fat canadian trapped in nat's bog?

scottjames30 · 13 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 16:11

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London buses are every 5 mins.

Boggersbelief · 14 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 16:23

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I really dislike cricket. I would throw a hissy fit anytime we had to play it in P.E

Guest · 15 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 16:24

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4:21 PM

Ballance goes on a fishing expedition outside off stump and edges to slip.

34 for 3.

We are shit.

But it's started to drizzle slightly, so we might not lose any more wickets for a bit.

Can't believe I'm glad it's raining only 83 minutes into a test series........

scottjames30 · 16 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 16:30

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4:30 a bird has flew north east over my house.

karlypants · 17 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 16:32

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This or watching men in underpants wrestle each other (WWF)?

Hmm...Bonce's paint drying video it is! Very Happy

Norpig · 18 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 16:51

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If you dont like cricket stay off the thread and leave it to the cultured amongst us

Guest · 19 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 17:03

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Norpig wrote:If you dont like cricket stay off the thread and leave it to the cultured amongst us

Remember, Mr Pig...

The ignorant fear what they don't understand.

It's not their fault - they're like frightened children.

We should pity them.

bryan458 · 20 Re: Test Match Thread. Mon Apr 13 2015, 17:04

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Lunch and not even scored 50 runs, fucking piss poor, they need to fuck Cook and Moores off, twats!!!!

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