Johnny's Movie Comp

i played sunday league and i was a bit of a hundful.  i was banging goals in left right and centre.  i was a bit of drinker and womaniser and this nearly ruined it for me.  My brother Russ and my dad both worked down a mine and whilst my dad was an old school pain in the arse, my brother really looked up to me.  we both supported our local team of course and went watching whenever we could.

turns out some scouts came watching me play and i finally got my chance to try out for the big time, for my local team, a dream come true.  problem is my brother had an accident and didn't make it so i decided to go out boozing and when the trial came i blew it big time.

i managed to sort myself out and luckily got another shot at the big time.  this time i gave it my all and the decided to give me a shot.  i was on the bench for a cup game against united.  we managed to stifle them all game and in the dying embers of the game i was given my chance to prove what i could do.

the last few seconds of the game i got the ball, jinked one way, then the next and i scored............the rest as they say is history!

Scores on the doors


Btid - 70
58 - 40
Bonce - 40
Barb - 30
Sluffy - 20
Boggers - 20
Magoo - 20
norpig - 10
Breaders - 10

this one is easy peasy, come on Norpig, i'm looking at you

i've been racking my brains Johnny but it's blank as usual 

i'll give it a few more hours to see if anyone else can get, i'll give you all a clue, my local team was sheffield, but i'm not saying which one

When Saturday comes 

Bwfc1958 wrote:When Saturday comes 

GOOD LAD 58!!!!!!

10 points!!!!!!

Norpig, Breaders and 58 all tied on ten points each.  (after i ballsed up the escape to victory one!)

Next one coming soon

i've never seen it 

Norpig wrote:i've never seen it 

Sean Bean at his finest!

y2johnny wrote:Sean Bean at his finest!

Sharpe actually. 

Copper Dragon wrote:

y2johnny wrote:Sean Bean at his finest!

Sharpe actually. 

i was being sarcastic, some of the worst acting ever in this film!!!

Have you seen it CD?  it is a great film.

I think so but I may be getting mixed up with that hoolie one called ID.

yeah it's not a holligan one.  i think it is from the mid 90's.  his brother in it, russ, worst actor ever!

makes sean bean look like an oscar winner

i tend to avoid football films as when they show players actually playing football it always looks rubbish. The only decent one was the Damned United.

Norpig wrote:i tend to avoid football films as when they show players actually playing football it always looks rubbish. The only decent one was the Damned United.

That was a brilliant film, When saturday comes is just cheese.  not to be taken seriously one bit.

Fever pitch was good, the first book i ever read that i wasn't forced to by school!

so my dad is absolutely loaded.  He runs his own business and is close to retiring soon.  i've just lived off his fortune pretty much, goofed around with my mates, getting drunk and pretty much just taking liberties left right and centre.

Anyway, i just always assumed i would inherit the business, but my dad decided to give it to one of his employees, a proper snake called carl.  anyway we came up with a solution.  as i didn't finish secondary school i had to take 11 gcse's and pass them in a year.  and if i did that i would prove to my dad i could work hard when needed and would therefore inherit the company.

Carl didn't like this and decided to try and interupt my teachings anyway he could.  my dad even struck up a deal with the local high school to allow me to go to lessons there.

That is where i met veronica vaughan, so hot, want to touch the heiny!!!!!

Anyway, short story is i passed, ended up with veronica and realised i didn't want to the business but left it in the capable hands of one of the nicer employees, instead of the snake, Carl

Oh and by the way if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis

Too easy johnny. Billy Madison. I likes Adam Sandler 

Get in, Good lad

the table now has a leader

58 - 20
norpig - 10
Breaders - 10

Stay tuned for more.............

i hate all Adam Sandler films, he is about as funny as a dose of crabs

Norpig wrote:i hate all Adam Sandler films, he is about as funny as a dose of crabs

i must admit i love adam sandler films, as much for the soundtracks usually!

He always uses kiss, culture club, JA, journey

love it!