Bored!

Couldn't really turn down the chance of a shirt signed by 5 players KP.
It was a must buy.

Anyway, here's a song from my youth that is in keeping with the spirit of this thread:

My pride and joy (excluding the kids obviously) is a matchworn signed per frandsen shirt.

y2johnny wrote:My pride and joy (excluding the kids obviously) is a matchworn signed per frandsen shirt.

I've found women don't seem to understand the memorabilia thing.

y2johnny wrote:My pride and joy (excluding the kids obviously) is a matchworn signed per frandsen shirt.

Wrestled from him as he left the pitch and made to sign under threats of violence I hope?

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:My pride and joy (excluding the kids obviously) is a matchworn signed per frandsen shirt.

I've found women don't seem to understand the memorabilia thing.

I found that out the hard way when i got my missus a signed cantona shirt. (She was a season ticket holder at united for years.......before i met her)

Chalk it up with the rest of the shit presents i have got her over the years.

A map of the world tea set (slight seconds from the lowry)
A usb weather station
A £100 dressing gown

Theres too many to list

Breadman wrote:

y2johnny wrote:My pride and joy (excluding the kids obviously) is a matchworn signed per frandsen shirt.

Wrestled from him as he left the pitch and made to sign under threats of violence I hope?

Nope. Bought him a drink in atlantis (i was 17 i think) one thing led to another and i slept with him.




















Of course i am joking. I did buy him a drink though. Just not the sleeping with him part. He turned me down

I've got a signed picture of Arthur Askey. It impresses no one.
Can't even remember how I got it.

y2johnny wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:

y2johnny wrote:My pride and joy (excluding the kids obviously) is a matchworn signed per frandsen shirt.

I've found women don't seem to understand the memorabilia thing.

I found that out the hard way when i got my missus a signed cantona shirt. (She was a season ticket holder at united for years.......before i met her)

Chalk it up with the rest of the shit presents i have got her over the years.

A map of the world tea set (slight seconds from the lowry)
A usb weather station
A £100 dressing gown

Theres too many to list

Forgot to add one of the best ones was a toaster that poaches an egg at the same time.

Hang on a minute......

What the fuck's a "usb weather station".....?

I've got a usb phone charger and while I'm impressed with the way it charges my phone up, I wouldn't expect it to forecast the weather.

Is it powered by witchcraft?

Johnny, at least your mrs gets useful gifts, mine just wants expensive handbags and other shite!

Breadman wrote:Hang on a minute......

What the fuck's a "usb weather station".....?

I've got a usb phone charger and while I'm impressed with the way it charges my phone up, I wouldn't expect it to forecast the weather.

Is it powered by witchcraft?

I honestly can't remember what it did. I think it was usb powered and you could also download software to increase your weather watching capabilities

karlypants wrote:Johnny, at least your mrs gets useful gifts, mine just wants expensive handbags and other shite!

Oh she gets that as well.

She's had 3 lots of ghds straighteners, 1 ghd hairdryer, 1 ghd curling tongues
2 pairs of ugg boots
Countless amounts of jewellery and shit

Its the things what think are thoughtful where i mess up

I know what the problem is though

Me thinking

I'm pisssed!

Where's me telescope.....?

I'm off into't back garden with me drink and a star map.

You'll thank me when I'm the first one to spot the alien invasion coming when the bastards come round the back of the moon and sneak up on us.

Oh yeah......

I've seen UFO's. Fact.

Is anybody else experiencing issues with posts appearing out of order on here tonight?

I'm not that drunk.

Took me 15 minutes to log in.

I'll rephrase that, not out of order but more of a lag type thing happening.

Happened a few times recently. Only on nuts.

boltonbonce wrote:Took me 15 minutes to log in.

There's a gag to be had here about you making sure that Bernie Clifton and Stu Francis were ok and well fed in the dungeon before you logged on but I'm not doing it.

I know you treat them well and they love you and they don't want to invoke "Fist of Bonce".