Question

If I put a knife or similar sharp object into a flash car tyre will it simply burst and go down?

No it will slowly deflate.

largehat wrote:No it will slowly deflate.

Ok, thought so, but thanks.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

largehat wrote:No it will slowly deflate.

Ok, thought so, but thanks.

Anything for you Nat.

I've taken this as a threat and have reported this to the mods.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I've taken this as a threat and have reported this to the mods.

You don't have a car, or are your lies catching up with you?

I do have a car you nob, as i've explained lots of times it's a Corsa. Do keep up.

Is it a purple Corsa like what Purple Aki used to drive ?

largehat wrote:No it will slowly deflate.

Are you experienced in slashing tyres Largehat

Natasha Whittam wrote:If I put a knife or similar sharp object into a flash car tyre will it simply burst and go down?

You dont know where i live whittam.

Natasha Whittam wrote:If I put a knife or similar sharp object into a flash car tyre will it simply burst and go down?

OK I'll bite. Why are you asking this?

Passi wrote:

largehat wrote:No it will slowly deflate.

Are you experienced in slashing tyres Largehat

It's just physics. You put a puncture hole in a car tyre and of course all the air can't escape quickly, especially if the car is static.

xmiles wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:If I put a knife or similar sharp object into a flash car tyre will it simply burst and go down?

OK I'll bite. Why are you asking this?

Just wondering who,s the lucky person going to need a new set of tyres is all.

Angry Dad wrote:

xmiles wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:If I put a knife or similar sharp object into a flash car tyre will it simply burst and go down?

OK I'll bite. Why are you asking this?

Just wondering who,s the lucky person going to need a new set of tyres is all.

Who says its for tyres - it could be a home-made liposuction for BH!

xmiles wrote:

OK I'll bite. Why are you asking this?

People who follow my work will know I hate able-bodied people who park in disabled parking bays.

The gym I attend has 6 of these disabled spots right next to the front door and in recent months they've become a flash car parking spot. Basically because the owners don't want to park their petrol guzzlers in regular sized parking spots.

The other night I saw a disabled bloke having to park a fair distance from the front door because all the disabled spots were taken up by wankers in flash cars.

I intend to do something about it. I've found out that there are no security cameras pointing at the disabled bay so tomorrow night I intend to slash the tyres of all the flash cars in the disabled bays.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

xmiles wrote:

OK I'll bite. Why are you asking this?

People who follow my work will know I hate able-bodied people who park in disabled parking bays.

The gym I attend has 6 of these disabled spots right next to the front door and in recent months they've become a flash car parking spot. Basically because the owners don't want to park their petrol guzzlers in regular sized parking spots.

The other night I saw a disabled bloke having to park a fair distance from the front door because all the disabled spots were taken up by wankers in flash cars.

I intend to do something about it. I've found out that there are no security cameras pointing at the disabled bay so tomorrow night I intend to slash the tyres of all the flash cars in the disabled bays.

Go for it!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

xmiles wrote:

OK I'll bite. Why are you asking this?

People who follow my work will know I hate able-bodied people who park in disabled parking bays.

The gym I attend has 6 of these disabled spots right next to the front door and in recent months they've become a flash car parking spot. Basically because the owners don't want to park their petrol guzzlers in regular sized parking spots.

The other night I saw a disabled bloke having to park a fair distance from the front door because all the disabled spots were taken up by wankers in flash cars.

I intend to do something about it. I've found out that there are no security cameras pointing at the disabled bay so tomorrow night I intend to slash the tyres of all the flash cars in the disabled bays.

Get a load of old rags and and a stick and shove the rags hard up the exhaust pipe the car wont start and the exhaust will probably go bang and split open giving the owner a fucking fright.

Angry Dad wrote:Get a load of old rags and and a stick and shove the rags hard up the exhaust pipe the car wont start and the exhaust will probably go bang and split open giving the owner a fucking fright.

Thanks AD, but slashing tyres is better as I need to do it quickly as people are always walking in and out of the gym.

We don't want your life story nat, leave that shite to AMOS.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:We don't want your life story nat, leave that shite to AMOS.

Shut up, I was asking advice, not telling the world.