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Like no one was gonna ask you "what for?" so you could elaborate about how you "go to a gym" and were scorned by a "twenty something with rippling abs"

Give it a bloody rest.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Like no one was gonna ask you "what for?" so you could elaborate about how you "go to a gym" and were scorned by a "twenty something with rippling abs"

Give it a bloody rest.

Shut it you bellend, don't make this about your hatred of gyms. This is about the disabled people. I am about to become a hero.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:We don't want your life story nat, leave that shite to AMOS.

You're into my top 3 favourite posters, after Quent and Bolton Hater.

largehat wrote:

You're into my top 3 favourite posters, after Quent and Bolton Hater.

You bitch.

Who are your top 3 posters then?

largehat wrote:

Hipster_Nebula wrote:We don't want your life story nat, leave that shite to AMOS.

You're into my top 3 favourite posters, after Quent and Bolton Hater.

Yes! I've been working hard to get this kind of recognition, thanks!

So late last night I came out of the gym and two fancy-dan cars were parked in the disabled bays. One belonged to a fat bint who definitely needed a gym, shame she spends the majority of her time in the cafe eating cakes. The other flash car belongs to a bunch of young asian chaps who think they own the place.

I slashed one tyre on the fat bints car and two on the asian's car.

God it felt good to be a hero and stand up for the little man.

Natasha Whittam wrote:
I slashed one tyre on the fat bints car and two on the asian's car.

God it felt good to be a hero and stand up for the little man.

Race crime.

I don't judge people on skin colour but on where they park their car.

You don't need to stand up for me Nat, my little man can do that by itself thanks.

Natasha Whittam wrote: I slashed one tyre on the fat bints car

poor lady had only stopped to ask directions to the church

This site would like to point out that any tyre slashing was done without its knowledge and in no way do we condone slashing the tyres of fat people. Unless they are United fans.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I don't judge people on skin colour but on where they park their car.

And how do you decide how many tires to slash?

largehat wrote:

And how do you decide how many tires to slash?

I was shitting myself, I just slashed what I could in a few seconds and legged it. There was no structure to the slashing.

Passi wrote:This site would like to point out that any tyre slashing was done without its knowledge and in no way do we condone slashing the tyres of fat people. Unless they are United fans.

Do you condone pretending to slash tyers?

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

Do you condone pretending to slash tyers?

Oh definitely. We sponsor pretend tyre slashing.

Ah good, no worries for nat then.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Ah good, no worries for nat then.

Shut it you bellend. Why would I lie about committing a crime?

I have no idea, thats my point.

I'm in the minority with these things but i don't find it interesting or funny.

but carry on.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I have no idea, thats my point.

I'm in the minority with these things but i don't find it interesting or funny.

but carry on.

Not all threads have to be interesting or funny, sometimes it's just enough to know there are some people out there prepared to put their lives on the line for the little people.