I hate Mondays.

Guest · 21 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:04 pm

Guest

Tell us some funny army anecdotes, Scott.

Everybody I've ever met who was in the forces has had loads and they were all funny.

I can't wait....... bounce

scottjames30 · 22 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:08 pm

scottjames30

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 14235
Join date : 2013-02-17
Age : 108
Location : Top Dog.

1874 wont like them, you can only post stuff to his liking from now on.

Guest · 23 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:13 pm

Guest

That's very considerate of you, but I've never said that.

Go ahead.

scottjames30 · 24 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:13 pm

scottjames30

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 14235
Join date : 2013-02-17
Age : 108
Location : Top Dog.

I wouldn't mind if 1874 was funny or a little interesting, but being the forum bore its a little cheap.

Guest · 25 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:16 pm

Guest

There you go, Scott - Green light from 74.

Start us off with a quick one.

karlypants · 26 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:28 pm

karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 38249
Join date : 2012-08-04

BoltonTillIDie wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Watched a film about jiggers last night.

I'll never moan about my lot in life ever again.

I've tried watching it twice - buts its disgusting...

Why why why why why I had to google jiggers I do not know! Evil or Very Mad

karlypants · 27 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:30 pm

karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 38249
Join date : 2012-08-04

Mr Magoo · 28 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:32 pm

Mr Magoo

Youri Djorkaeff

Posts : 5794
Join date : 2012-01-06
Age : 59
Location : North Devon

I had a lovely day today gardening and cleaning the hot tub.

karlypants · 29 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:32 pm

karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 38249
Join date : 2012-08-04

Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today gardening and cleaning the hot tub.

Did you take a dump in it again? Shocked

scottjames30 · 30 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:33 pm

scottjames30

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 14235
Join date : 2013-02-17
Age : 108
Location : Top Dog.

Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today getting bummed in my hot tub.

wanderlust · 31 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:44 pm

wanderlust

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 23013
Join date : 2012-01-12

Horrible day today, recycling/relaying the old fibre glass loft insulation to build it up to 300mm. Horrendously hot, difficulty breathing wearing a ~~gimp~~ mask, low rafters to bang my head on, sore muscles from balancing on old joists and itchy as hell from head to toe....and the job's only half finished so I have that to look forward to again tomorrow.
Magoo would have loved it.

Mr Magoo · 32 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:54 pm

Mr Magoo

Youri Djorkaeff

Posts : 5794
Join date : 2012-01-06
Age : 59
Location : North Devon

karlypants wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today gardening and cleaning the hot tub.

Did you take a dump in it again?

Dirty bastid :shit:

Mr Magoo · 33 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:57 pm

Mr Magoo

Youri Djorkaeff

Posts : 5794
Join date : 2012-01-06
Age : 59
Location : North Devon

scottjames30 wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today getting bummed in my hot tub.

Don't put your dreams onto me you freak.

karlypants · 34 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:00 pm

karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 38249
Join date : 2012-08-04

Mr Magoo wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today getting bummed in my hot tub.

Don't put your dreams onto me you freak.

scottjames30 · 35 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:00 pm

scottjames30

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 14235
Join date : 2013-02-17
Age : 108
Location : Top Dog.

Mr Magoo wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:I had a lovely day today getting bummed in my hot tub.

Don't put it in again, i walk like John Wayne as it is

Guest · 36 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:02 pm

Guest

Where's my army story?

Boggersbelief · 37 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:05 pm

Boggersbelief

Nat Lofthouse

Posts : 13258
Join date : 2012-08-07
Age : 32
Location : Everywhere.

Breadman wrote:Where's my army story?

You really are a knob

Mr Magoo · 38 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:06 pm

Mr Magoo

Youri Djorkaeff

Posts : 5794
Join date : 2012-01-06
Age : 59
Location : North Devon

Bread trying to start up shit again.

Guest · 39 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:06 pm

Guest

That's not a very good story.

It's not funny and there aren't any soldiers in it.

Try again.

Guest · 40 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:06 pm

Guest

Breadman wrote:Where's my army story?

My grandad was in the army. The royal fusiliers (sp.)

He was in Kenya and him and his regiment got the key to nairobi.

A truck rolled over onto him when he was there.

These are the true stories.

The others he told me consisted of turning a lion inside out, being the last man standing in a royal rumble with 29 gorillas and lifting a rhino out of the road single handedly.

That's has just cheered my monday up slightly.

Damu nzito kuliko maji

Last edited by y2johnny on Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:07 pm; edited 1 time in total

Sponsored content

I hate Mondays.

21 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:04 pm

Guest

22 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:08 pm

scottjames30

23 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:13 pm

Guest

24 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:13 pm

scottjames30

25 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:16 pm

Guest

26 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:28 pm

karlypants

27 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:30 pm

karlypants

28 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:32 pm

Mr Magoo

29 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:32 pm

karlypants

30 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:33 pm

scottjames30

31 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:44 pm

wanderlust

32 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:54 pm

Mr Magoo

33 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:57 pm

Mr Magoo

34 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:00 pm

karlypants

35 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:00 pm

scottjames30

36 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:02 pm

Guest

37 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:05 pm

Boggersbelief

38 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:06 pm

Mr Magoo

39 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:06 pm

Guest

40 Re: I hate Mondays. Mon Jul 06, 2015 7:06 pm

Guest

41 Re: I hate Mondays.

Sponsored content