At What Point Am I Cheating?

Those of you that follow my work will know I've delved into the world of internet dating.

Having sifted through the freaks and potential serial killers I narrowed it down to four potential suitors.

I've spent a few days getting to know these men by e-mail and text and have now decided it's between Cedric, aged 42, from Lancaster or Rooney, 39, from Penwortham.

I have arranged to meet Cedric on Friday night and Rooney the following evening. My sister has accused me of leading these men on and said I should only pick one to meet.

Is she right? Am I effectively cheating on both these men? I only thought I was cheating if I let them see my fanny.

At what point am I cheating? Have you ever cheated and did it work out for you?

Will you be going tooled up with pepper spray and a rape alarm?

I think it will be Cedric and Rooney who will be taking the pepper spray and rape alarms along!

Fook me, I come on here to pour my heart out about my dilemma and you twats just want to mock.

For the record I don't own a rape alarm.

Now help me out with some honest answers. And Copper, I don't mean the time you cheated on your sister with your brother.

Two local men for you there, out of interest what made these two stand out from the rest?

scottjames30 wrote:Two local men for you there, out of interest what made these two stand out from the rest?

The weren't stroking a cat in their profile photos.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Two local men for you there, out of interest what made these two stand out from the rest?

The weren't stroking a cat in their profile photos.

What do they look like?

Cedric:


Rooney:

That is Angry Dad and Mich Bolton, Jesus Nat, they're playing you.

Pity the poor lads when they go for some finger pie and end up with a couple of baked beans!

Soul Kitchen wrote:Pity the poor lads when they go for some finger pie and end up with a couple of baked beans!

And a chipolata.

Cedric appears to have breasts

Didn't know you swung both ways Nat!

BoltonTillIDie wrote:Cedric appears to have breasts

No need for that. Post a photo of yourself and lets look at your moobs. See how you like it.

karlypants wrote:Didn't know you swung both ways Nat!

They are both men you bellend.

Soul Kitchen wrote:Pity the poor lads when they go for some finger pie and end up with a couple of baked beans!

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:Didn't know you swung both ways Nat!

They are both men you bellend.

I would like to recommend an appointment to see an optician love!

Cedric (if that is his real name!) is clearly a woman!

karlypants wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:Didn't know you swung both ways Nat!

They are both men you bellend.

I would like to recommend an appointment to see an optician love!

Cedric (if that is his real name!) is clearly a woman!

I'm guessing it isn't her real name them.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Two local men for you there, out of interest what made these two stand out from the rest?

The weren't stroking a cat in their profile photos.

If they weren't stroking pussies, what were they stroking? Something that made them stand out?

Nat. What is the matter with you ???

How can such a successful goddess settle for either of these two. I don't wish to disrespect them, but they don't seem to be in your league, at least not in my view. Raise your expectations, and go for one of the myriad of nice people you meet at, and during work,, conferences, etc.

(Before anyone suggests it, one of these pictures is not Nat 'coming out', and testing the waters. We've all seen her avatar, and I believe she looks very similar to them)