Would you share with Apple if you just had sex?

karlypants · 1 Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Sun Oct 18 2015, 16:33

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With Apple's latest operating system (iOS 9), their Health App is capable of recording when you last had sex.

Whilst there maybe benefits for people with fertility reasons who are trying to conceive, is this not a step too far perhaps?

This isn't available with any other smartphone platform such as Android or Windows but it wouldn't surprise me if it will be available in the near future.

Thoughts?

Guest · 2 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Sun Oct 18 2015, 16:40

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Not a problem most of the posters on here are going to struggle with.

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Natasha Whittam · 3 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Sun Oct 18 2015, 16:48

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bwfc1874 wrote:Not a problem most of the posters on here are going to struggle with.

Bitch.

Boggersbelief · 4 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Sun Oct 18 2015, 16:58

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bwfc1874 wrote:Not a problem most of the posters on here are going to struggle with.

Said the virgin

Guest · 5 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Sun Oct 18 2015, 17:04

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Stunning comeback :facepalm:

.

Why even bother?

Natasha Whittam · 6 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Sun Oct 18 2015, 17:07

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bwfc1874 wrote:Stunning comeback .

Why even bother?

I think you need to apologise to the forum members. I know for a fact that bwfc71 had sex last night.

Guest · 7 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Sun Oct 18 2015, 17:14

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Goes without saying that Amos is exempt - top shagger.

Natasha Whittam · 8 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Sun Oct 18 2015, 17:24

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bwfc1874 wrote:Goes without saying that Amos is exempt - top shagger.

Norpig, Breadman, sluffy, Bonce, 1958 and rammy will all have had lots of sex last night - that's what married people do on a Saturday night right?

karlypants · 9 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Sun Oct 18 2015, 17:26

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

bwfc1874 wrote:Goes without saying that Amos is exempt - top shagger.

Norpig, Breadman, sluffy, Bonce, 1958 and rammy will all have had lots of sex last night - that's what married people do on a Saturday night right?

I turned the Mrs down last night, couldn't cope after being round the back of Bargain Booze.

Had a sore cock.

Guest · 10 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Sun Oct 18 2015, 17:35

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I have sex every night.......with palmela handerson

Norpig · 11 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Mon Oct 19 2015, 08:29

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

bwfc1874 wrote:Goes without saying that Amos is exempt - top shagger.

Norpig, Breadman, sluffy, Bonce, 1958 and rammy will all have had lots of sex last night - that's what married people do on a Saturday night right?

yes but i have to pick which Saturday nights i'm allowed, i'm on rations Very Happy

wanderlust · 12 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Mon Oct 19 2015, 09:59

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Leisurely Saturday and Sunday mornings surely? Us oldies are ripping the town up on Saturday night.

Guest · 13 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:20

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While we're on the subject of doing the dirty, don't be tempted to buy generic Cialis tablets in the Dominican Republic because they're only $5 a piece and you think "Yeah, that'd be a laugh. What's the worst that could happen?"

It turns out that "the worst that could happen" is that you can't wear shorts in public for two days and you wind up sweating your teds off in the 95 degree heat.

It's not all bad though because the extreme heat means that you sweat out any excess fluid so you don't need to have a wee.

Which is just as well........

wanderlust · 14 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:26

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Breadman wrote:While we're on the subject of doing the dirty, don't be tempted to buy generic Cialis tablets in the Dominican Republic because they're only $5 a piece and you think "Yeah, that'd be a laugh. What's the worst that could happen?"

It turns out that "the worst that could happen" is that you can't wear shorts in public for two days and you wind up sweating your teds off in the 95 degree heat.

It's not all bad though because the extreme heat means that you sweat out any excess fluid so you don't need to have a wee.

Which is just as well........

Pissing your money up the wall can be painful.... Smile

Guest · 15 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:34

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At least I had somewhere to hang my Panama hat.

Guest · 16 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:39

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Breadman wrote:At least I had somewhere to hang my thimble.

welcome back Smile

Guest · 17 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:43

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Swine.

boltonbonce · 18 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:51

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I can hang my golf bag on mine.

karlypants · 19 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Mon Oct 19 2015, 14:55

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boltonbonce wrote:I can hang my golf bag on mine.

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wanderlust · 20 Re: Would you share with Apple if you just had sex? Mon Oct 19 2015, 15:14

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It can be bloody painful after a few hours. I tried Cialis (not Dom R) and nothing happened for 15 minutes so I took another and wahey - fabulous fun for hours. Then the missus wanted a break and that's when I realised I had a problem. It got increasingly painful, I couldn't go anywhere and ended up sitting in the bath having already tried ice cubes. Even that was only partial relief. Five hours into the experience and I would have readily swapped for a bad pre-Operation Julie acid trip.

Would you share with Apple if you just had sex?

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karlypants

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Natasha Whittam

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Natasha Whittam

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Natasha Whittam

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karlypants

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wanderlust

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